Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Sensational Saturday: It’s a Scintillating Picture of a Wall!
The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
Donkey Kong Country 2: One of the Best Super Nintendo Platformers
Rasputin: A Short Life by Frances Welch
Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?
The Tragic History Of Humanity Trying To Cook Pasta
A Brief History Of The Swizzle Stick
The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Recipe: Marmite & Tobacco Soup
Crime And Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
What In The Name Of Cripes Is Porridge, Anyway?
A Brief History Of The Rolling Pin
Yoshi’s Woolly World is Fantabulous!
Exclusive Recipe: Mushroom Ice Cream!
Why Does Jeff Goldblum Say “Must go faster” In Jurassic Park & Independence Day?
If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?
Factotum by Charles Bukowski 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹🍸
Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!
The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!
What The Hell Are Crisps, Anyway, & Are They Even Edible?
Jaws: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Why Isn’t There A Peter Pan Spinoff About Pans?
How To Pander To A Panda Who Panders
Bonjour Tristesse by Françoise Sagan
Super Mario Maker Looks Bloody Super Indeed!
Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?
Jaws: Rejoice as Cinema Classic Hits 40
Great TV Shows That Never Were: F.R.I.E.N.D.S (Friends)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chers (Cheers)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Freezer (Frasier)
How Oysters Got Their Name From Lazy Chefs
The Spectre of Alexander Wolf by Gaito Gazdanov
We Explain (Poorly) The Many Ages Of Sausages
Exclusive Invention: Nosephones!
Exclusive New Food: Zompie!
The Greatest Cinnamon Synonyms In The World!
