Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐ต๐โโฌ๐น๐น๏ธ๐๐ฝ๏ธ
In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!
Exclusive Recipe: Cressps (like crisps, but with more cress)
Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)
Monument Valley: M. C. Escher Inspired Mobile Loveliness
Moscow Stations by Venedikt Yerofeev
Santa Claus Exclusive: A Minor Nuclear Mishap
Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!
Great TV Shows That Never Were: House of Bards (like House of Cards, but with more bards)
Exclusive Recipe: Sensational Sardine Ice Cream!
Steam Controller Appraisal: This Oneโs For The Steam Controllers
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Will Make You Happy
Goodbye Tsugumi by Banana Yoshimoto
Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!
A Brief History of the Ironing Board
Exclusive Recipe: Mayonnaise Soup (for the mayo fans out there)
Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter
Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)
Empire of the Sun: WWII Epic Coming-of-Age Drama ๐
The Last Shots by Yuri Bondarev
Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking Women & Men
Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking Men & Women
Short Story Special: Charlton Heston Returned!
Exclusive Recipe: Shepherdโs Pi (like Shepherdโs Pie, but with more equations)
The Madness of King George: The Art Behind Going Mad
The Ninth: Beethoven and the World in 1824 by Harvey Sachs
Whatโs Better? A Great Lie-In or a Great Lion?
Half-Life 2: Inhale The Alien Intensity, Dammit!
Exclusive Invention: Cheep Tyres โ Every Bit as Great as Cheap Tyres!
Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage Your Bundle of Joy
A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich
Vivaldiโs RV 580: Violins and Postulations on History
The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa
Exclusive Blog Format: Tumble Drying (like Tumblr, but with much more drying)
Exclusive Recipe: Honey Soup!
Camel Casing: In The Making Of This Glorious Headline, no Camels were Harmed
Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!
