Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Diddy Kong Racing: It’s Better Than Mario Kart 64, Okay?
New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!
Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!
A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!
Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!
LostWinds: Gusty, Gesture Based Lovelines
The Call of the Wild by Jack London 🐺
Films That Never Were: Rebel Without an Independent Clause
Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?
A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grease
A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grass
Exclusive (and violent) Recipe: Intemperate Tempura
Drum Solo History: From Big Bands, to Jazz, and Rock 🥁
The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
Exclusive Invention: Smellingtons (like wellingtons, but with a putrid fragrance)!
Great Video Games That Never Were: Resident Weevil
Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!
Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!
Second Coming: The Stone Roses’ GOOD Second Album
Petersburg Tales by Nikolai Gogol 👃
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Ally McDonald’s
Exclusive Recipe: Boomadoms (like poppadoms, but dangerous)!
Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!
Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems
How to Be a Waiter or Waitress
A Brief History of the Plastic Bag
Into the War by Italo Calvino
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 40th Anniversary Special
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Socks and the City
Which Is Better: Bottled Water or Tap Water?
Exclusive Fruit: Manstop (like mango, but with stopping power)!
Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)
It’s the Pot Noodle Sandwich!
Voices From Chernobyl by Svetlana Alexievich
Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!
