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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King
December 10, 2022December 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King

Hopscotch, Scotch, a polar bear and Santa at Christmas
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hopscotch and the Drunken Christmas 2022 Brawl

Evil Mr. Duck's Quacking Lighthouse
December 8, 2022November 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Evil Mr. Duck’s Quacking Lighthouse [Sponsored Post]

Big the 1988 film with Tom Hanks
December 7, 2022December 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Big: Tom Hanks Fantasy Comedy Romp With Floor Keyboards

A gross man who thinks he's James Bond
December 6, 2022November 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”

The Giraffes the '60s novelty band
December 5, 2022December 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffes: ’60s Rockers Who (ironically) Fell Short of Greatness

OMORI the RPG
December 4, 2022November 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

OMORI: Hikikomori in Psychological Horror RPG

Mind Scanners the indie game
December 4, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mind Scanners: The Disturbing Retro-Futuristic Psychiatry Sim

Statue of Boccherini playing the cello to La Musica Notturna delle Strade di Madrid
December 3, 2022December 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Passa Calle: Celebrating Boccherini’s La Musica Notturna delle Strade di Madrid

Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
December 2, 2022December 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

Dickhead Digital the ideate-based digital agency
December 1, 2022December 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dickhead Digital: Ideational Ideating for SMEs [Sponsored Post]

Leave No Trace the 2018 film
November 30, 2022November 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leave No Trace: Excellent Drama on PTSD Affecting Family Life

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
November 29, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Doily Aliens invasion from space!
November 28, 2022November 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #18: Slobbering Monsters Seek Doilies

Signalis the indie game
November 27, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Signalis: Spooky Survival Horror With Many, Many Keys

Somerville the indie game
November 27, 2022November 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Somerville: Indulge in Some Sci-Fi Catastrophe and Survival

Orwell's Down and Out in Paris and London podcast review
November 26, 2022June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #15: Orwell’s Down and Out in Paris and London

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
November 25, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

Carrots: A public service announcement
November 24, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]

The Bad Movie Bible
November 23, 2022May 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Bad Movie Bible: Glorious Tribute to Dodgy B Movies

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

How to channel your inner bitch
November 21, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I channel my inner bitch, please?”

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Communist Mutants From Space
November 20, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism

Public Image the Public Image Ltd. single
November 19, 2022November 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Public Image: PiL’s First Single (and Keith Levene Tribute)

Beauty and the Belch fairy tale story
November 18, 2022November 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Santa’s Delightful Fairy Tale “Beauty and the Belch”

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]

Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World
November 16, 2022December 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Master and Commander: Seafaring to Boccherini’s Classical Music

A battle scene due to the boss banning the use of Oxford Commas
November 15, 2022November 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Oxford Comma at Work: The Law on a Final Comma in Lists

Top of the Mops the TV show
November 14, 2022November 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Top of the Mops: Catch the Greatest Mops in the Best Buckets!! 🧹

Quake the 1996 FPS
November 13, 2022November 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Quake: Another Landmark FPS From id (with guns!)

Wolfenstein 3D in 1992 by id Software
November 13, 2022November 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Wolfenstein 3D and a Look at Early First Person Shooters (FPS)

Queen singles You're My Best Friend and '39
November 12, 2022November 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

’39 is Probably Queen’s Most Underrated Song

They Shall Not Grow Old documentary
November 11, 2022November 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

They Shall Not Grow OId: The Men of WWI Brought Back in Colour

Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Christmas Invasion
November 10, 2022November 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Invasion!!

Temper Tantrum Travels for space tourism
November 9, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Temper Tantrum Travels: Budget Space Tourism for Families [Sponsored Post]

Typos guarantee business bankruptcy
November 8, 2022November 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Typos at Work: The Law on Spelling Error Procedures

Saved by the Bull television sitcom
November 7, 2022November 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Saved by the Bull: Reboot of Popular ’80s Sitcom

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