Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
The History of la Baguette 🥖
Carla’s Curious Cape Construction Company 🦸 [Sponsored Post]
Midnight Cowboy: Shattered Dreams in the Big Apple
Acoustic Angus: The ’70s Folk Music Hero Ruined by a Typo
Agony Aunt: “My best friend is copying everything in my life!”
Stray: Blade Runner With Cats in Cyberpunk Adventure
Cattails: It’s Stardew Valley… But With Cats (cute overload)!
Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad
Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵
Ryan’s Rubbish Roof Repair Robots [Sponsored Post]
The Most Beautiful Boy in the World: The Story of Björn Andrésen
Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes
PretenShush: The ’70s Prog Rockers Big on Week-Long Solos
Speed Dating For Ghosts: Enter the World of Dead Dating
Nuclear Teapot: Brew Up Some Carnage in Tea-Fest
Jaki Liebezeit: The Life, Theory, and Practice of a Master Drummer
The History of Popcorn 🍿
Harold’s Hamster Solicitor Firm [Sponsored Post]
Julie & Julia: Streep and Adams in Food-Based Comedy Drama
Rhododendron Bushes at Work: Laws on the Large Flowering Shrub
Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”
TOEM: Magnificent, Super Charming Photo-Based Romp
Chicory: A Colourful Tale is a Glorious Paintbrush Jaunt
Spoon: Melodic Can Song With Criminal Overtones
Gary’s Grate Grammur Lesson’s [Sponsored Post]
Doubt: Moral Responsibility & Accountability in Streep-Fest
Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”
Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread
Blue Fire: Zelda Inspired Ninja Type Jaunt With Wall Running
Fall Guys: Mini-Games, Jellybeans, Joy, Carnage… FUN!
Future Days: Can’s Finest Song Has Visions of Rainy Days
The History of Pizza 🍕
Bob’s Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza 🧠 [Sponsored Post]
The River Wild: Streep’s Action Performance in River-Based Romp
Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”
Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities
