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How to ask out a CEO
January 31, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A smug looking businessman next to his laptop, no doubt typing a sug LinkedIn guru message
October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

An employee slouching at his desk at work
April 19, 2021April 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

April 5, 2021April 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Clapping at Work: Rules on Celebrating Things

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
September 17, 2020September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

A hypermasculine muscular arm
August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hypermasculinity: How to Exert Your Superiority

Heavy rain on a street with parking lines
July 9, 2020July 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Filming in the Rain: How Movies Make it Look Like it’s Heaving

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

A man and a woman in love
January 28, 2020January 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

A giant hand flicking a man figure, firing the employee immediately
September 3, 2019September 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

Drug testing test tubes
June 20, 2019June 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Perform Drug Testing at Work

LinkedIn logo
May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use LinkedIn

Shaking hands in an office
May 10, 2019May 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shake Someone’s Hand

Keyboard
April 26, 2019December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Typing: How to Type Like a Bolt of Lightning

Lying
April 2, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Tell if Someone is Lying

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Mary Pickford dancing
February 25, 2019February 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

Thank you
February 4, 2019February 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

The Fist of Aggression
November 19, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

Dinner party
October 9, 2018October 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

Paper fortune tellers
July 18, 2018February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Paper Fortune Tellers: How to Make These Predicting Things

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

May 28, 2018September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

Letter writing
April 24, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Marriage
March 5, 2018January 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

How to use a parting phrase like goodbye
October 12, 2017October 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use a Parting Phrase (Goodbye, Farewell, Get Lost etc.)

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

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