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Category: Business Advice

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

Great white sharks at work
June 27, 2022June 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

The curtsy in the workplace
May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

A hippo in a lake with its mouth open
March 7, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hippopotamuses at Work: Giant Toothed Mammals Guide

A businessman explaining something at work
March 1, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mansplaining at Work: The Laws For Expounding Men & Hippos

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

A cartoon example banning leaning in certain areas at work
January 31, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leaning at Work: The Laws on Casually Sloping Employees

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

An employee running at work to meet a timeline
January 18, 2022January 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

Workplace signs for items you can wear, including shoes
December 21, 2021December 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Slippers at Work: Laws on Comfortable Workplace Footwear

A bowl of turmeric with raisins nearby
December 17, 2021December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Turmeric at Work: Employment Laws For Yellow Aromatic Powder

Santa's cartoon hat with a red background
December 13, 2021December 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

A smug looking businessman next to his laptop, no doubt typing a sug LinkedIn guru message
October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

A hand with aggressive fingers picking a human nose
September 6, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

A combine harvester in a field
August 23, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

An employee working in an office with a plant
August 16, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

A large cartoon doodle
July 26, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

A cartoon man at work yawning heavily
May 25, 2021April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yawning at Work: Rules on Open Mouths in the Workplace

An assortment of cartoon cheese
May 17, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law

Cooked mussels in a bowl
May 10, 2021May 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

An employee slouching at his desk at work
April 19, 2021April 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

April 5, 2021April 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Clapping at Work: Rules on Celebrating Things

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