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A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020September 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

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July 17, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

The Ren & Stimpy Show
July 15, 2020July 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Ren & Stimpy Show: Dark Humour With a Chihuahua & Cat

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July 14, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

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July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

Heavy rain on a street with parking lines
July 9, 2020July 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Filming in the Rain: How Movies Make it Look Like it’s Heaving

A batch of US dollar notes
July 7, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend wants to rob a bank!”

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

Innovation in business
July 3, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

An unmade bed in the dark
June 29, 2020September 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”

A man performing the butterfly swimming stroke in a pool
June 26, 2020June 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Butterfly Stroke: Explaining The Swimming Style From Hell

A man dressed like a geezer
June 18, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend keeps saying ‘Oi oi!’ and he can’t stop!”

A man spitting out a lot of water in the countryside
June 12, 2020August 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps spitting in public!”

Coyote Peterson and the bullet ant
June 8, 2020June 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Coyote Peterson: The Jackass of Agonising Insect Stings

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

A hand pointing doing digital marketing things
June 4, 2020March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

A pile of toilet paper
June 2, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bog Roll: How is it Made?

The Coincidance by Handsome Dancer
May 30, 2020February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Coincidance: Let’s Go Camp For Handsome Dancer

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

A bad boy living by his own rules
May 19, 2020November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a bad boy and play by my own rules!”

Rock and roll guitar sign
May 18, 2020May 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Halfwit” Into the Title

A Barbie Doll smiling
May 11, 2020May 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my husband call me ‘baby doll’?!”

Inception Noise
May 5, 2020May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

Leonardi DiCaprio doing his strut
May 4, 2020August 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Leo Strut: Revisiting This Great Thing

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

April 28, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Pixel Art: Celebrating a Bit of Retro Gaming Artistry

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

A line of novels by Goethe
April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Novels Ruined by Adding “Gertrude” Into the Title

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April 22, 2020April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Real Neat Blog Award: Funky Questions & Answers

A man sitting on a yellow sofa working
April 21, 2020April 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”

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April 20, 2020April 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

Dominic the cockatiel doing his screm song
April 17, 2020April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dominic the Screm Song Cockatiel: A Birdo Just Got to Screm

Olivier Panis waving the French flag at the Monaco GP 1996
April 15, 2020May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

F1—Monaco 1996: Olivier Panis’ Epic First Win

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