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The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges
September 28, 2026September 28, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges 🏭

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
August 26, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece 🔥

Monopoly in stereo
December 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Stereopoly (for a better sounding Monopoly)

Santa Claus - Plague Outbreak newsletter
December 12, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

Notes on Blindness
December 11, 2016September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Blindness: Remarkable Insights on a Sightless World

Teach Us To Outgrow Our Madness - Kenzaburō Ōe
December 10, 2016December 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Teach Us To Outgrow Our Madness by Kenzaburo Ōe

The Bling Bag
December 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bling Bags (pimped up bin bags)

Agony aunt - Ugly husband
December 8, 2016December 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”

Propcorn - Popcorn and movie props
December 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

Cat got your dung
December 5, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?

Mega Man 2
December 4, 2016January 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mega Man 2: Pulse-Pounding NES Platforming Genius 🤖

Jean-Paul Sartre - The Age of Reason
December 4, 2016December 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Sartre’s the Age of Reason Reviewed!

If This is a Man - Primo Levi
December 3, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

If This is a Man by Primo Levi

The safer sofa
December 2, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)

My boyfriends keeps losing his job
December 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend can’t hold down a steady job!”

The Legend of Barney Thomson
November 30, 2016November 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cemolina From the Legend of Barney Thomson

Watermelon and baked beans smoothie
November 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!

In praise of fog
November 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Fog (Earth’s bad breath)

The Angry Video Game Nerd
November 27, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Video Game Nerd: Taking You Back To The Awesome Past

The Case of the General's Thumb - Andrey Kurkov
November 26, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Case of the General’s Thumb by Andrey Kurkov

Steve the Hamster
November 25, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment

The BOOMerang
November 24, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Utterly Bonkers BOOMerang!

Agony Aunt - Video Games
November 23, 2016April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”

The Bath Tube
November 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Tube

Let your hare down
November 21, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Let your hare down

Exclusive Santa Claus Column
November 20, 2016November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

Penguin Lost by Andrey Kurkov
November 19, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Penguin Lost by Andrey Kurkov

Hipster or Viking beard?
November 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)

Men and eyebrows
November 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”

Hot water bottle fights
November 16, 2016November 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Activity: Hot Water Bottle Fights!

Blood is stupider than water.
November 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Blood is stupider than water

The SoFan
November 14, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SoFan (a sofa and fan all-in-one)!

Super Mario Galaxy
November 13, 2016July 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Galaxy: Interplanetary Gaming Perfection ☄️

Satori in Paris - Jack Kerouac
November 12, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Satori in Paris by Jack Kerouac

Shelf
November 11, 2016November 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”

The Shkirt
November 10, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shkirt (a shirt and skirt all-in-one)

Nintendo Classic Mini
November 9, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Classic Mini: The NES is Back, Dude!

The Empire Strikes Back - I love You, I know
November 8, 2016July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

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