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Yours Cruelly, Elvira Memoirs of the Mistress of Darkness by Cassandra Peterson
June 13, 2026June 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Yours Cruelly, Elvira by Cassandra Peterson 💄

Frances Ha the 2012 Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig film
June 3, 2026June 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Frances Ha: Ahoy Sexy! It’s a Great Greta Gerwig Comedy Drama 💃

The DuVet
October 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)

ABBA - If you gaze into the Abyss
October 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

Chilli con artist carne
October 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)

SteamWorld Heist
October 9, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Heist: Indie Game Magic From Image & Form

Alive - The Andes Plane Crash
October 8, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Alive: The Andes Flight Disaster by Piers Paul Read

If it ain't a bloke, don't fix it
October 7, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If it Ain’t a Bloke, Don’t Fix it

The mush room
October 6, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)

Feminism and Meninism
October 5, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”

Moonshake Books - Classical Music
October 5, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Forcing You to Like Classical Music Since 10/16

Salt and vinegar ice cream
October 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!

Environmentally friendly drain unblocker
October 3, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Professional Moron’s Patented Drain Unblocker!

FEZ
October 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FEZ: Flatland Meets Adorable Indie Puzzle-Platformer

Atlas Obscura: An Exploer's Guide to the World's Hidden Wonders
October 1, 2016April 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Atlas Obscura: An Explorer’s Guide to the World’s Hidden Wonders

Superhero cake - cape
September 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

Why can't I eat toothpaste?
September 28, 2016September 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?

Cotton earbuds health implications
September 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?

Super Mario World
September 26, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario World: Bringing Sunshine & Goombas Into Your Life

Confessions of a Chatroom Freak - Mr. Biffo
September 25, 2016August 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Confessions of a Chatroom Freak by Mr. Biffo (Paul Rose)

A razor invention
September 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

The frying pin
September 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)

Women who hate football
September 21, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scones
September 20, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones

The CushIron
September 19, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!

Life at the Limit - Sid Watkins
September 18, 2016October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Life at the Limit: Triumph and Tragedy in F1 by Professor Sid Watkins

The Who
September 17, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keith Moon & The Who: Smothers Brothers Show 1967

Stephen Malinowski - Pachelbel Canon in D
September 16, 2016December 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Pachelbel’s Canon in D: A ChromaDepth 3D Detailing

The Sandwich
September 15, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)

Don't judge a boot by its cover
September 14, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

WordCress food blogging
September 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)

Cotton earbuds are not safe!
September 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
September 11, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (awesomeness with hats)

Junky by William S. Burrough
September 10, 2016December 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Junky by William S. Burroughs

New pillow invention
September 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

Alien 3 Spinoff
September 8, 2016February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children

The bath mutt
September 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)

Petrol ice cream
September 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

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