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Marie Antoinette the 2006 Sofia Coppola film
November 7, 2026November 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Marie Antoinette: Underrated Historical Gem Bakes the Cake 🎂

November 1, 2026November 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating the Magnificent Owlboy’s 10th Anniversary 🦉🥳

The Great Fire of London - Samuel Pepys
May 28, 2016January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Fire of London by Samuel Pepys

Lasagne ice cream
May 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Beethoven
May 25, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray Perahia: Piano God With Nimble Fingers Plays Beethoven

Dandelion seeds
May 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Those Fluffy Things on Dandelions

Turmeric history
May 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Turmeric & Why People Called Eric Can’t Eat It

Pogman Pog
May 22, 2016May 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The World POG Federation: POGs Made Milk Caps Cool For 2 Years

The Outsider by Albert Camus
May 21, 2016January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Outsider by Albert Camus

What is a calzone
May 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Great White Shark
May 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Great White Shark Much More Than a Torpedo With Teeth?

Who invented the flamethrower
May 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamethrower: Who Invented It & What Are Its Modern Uses?

Breams on toast
May 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Breams on Toast (we hope you like fish)

Ayrton Senna documentary
May 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Senna: An Inspiring F1 Documentary For Everyone

Batavia's Graveyard - Mike Dash
May 14, 2016April 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Batavia’s Graveyard by Mike Dash

The Stone Roses - All for One
May 13, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: All for One Single Makes Everyone Lose Their Ship

Cordial cordial
May 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)

INKS art
May 11, 2016October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

INKS: Sure Plays a Mean Pinball!

Oregano ice cream
May 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oregano and Salt Ice Cream!

Scary scarecrow
May 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Scarecrow

Stardew Valley
May 8, 2016March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Stardew Valley: Build a Digital Farm and be All Happy, Dammit!

May 7, 2016February 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Farm by George Orwell

Rubicon and Lychee
May 6, 2016May 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Rubicon’s Lychee Fizzy Drink: Evolution in a Can!

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Lychee lying
May 4, 2016May 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!

TeaCot
May 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)

Chives and archives
May 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Our Chives Are Better Than Archives!

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa The Leopard
April 30, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Leopard by Tomasi di Lampedusa

Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition
April 29, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Blind Forest: Definitive Edition is Indie Game Perfection

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

Biona organic coconut oil
April 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Raw Coconut Oil and its Many Uses (Cooking)

Beans on bread
April 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Bread (for the indolent amongst us)

Untrue Detective
April 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Untrue Detective (like True Detective, but with more lying)

Star Fox Zero Wii U
April 24, 2016April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Fox Zero: Wii U’s Disappointing Space Shooter Romp

The Myth of Sisyphus Albert Camus
April 23, 2016January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Myth of Sisyphus by Albert Camus

Hamster history
April 22, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Star Fox 64
April 21, 2016December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lylat Wars: An Ode To Star Fox 64 & Doing a Barrel Roll

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