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Yours Cruelly, Elvira Memoirs of the Mistress of Darkness by Cassandra Peterson
June 13, 2026June 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Yours Cruelly, Elvira by Cassandra Peterson 💄

Frances Ha the 2012 Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig film
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Frances Ha: Ahoy Sexy! It’s a Great Greta Gerwig Comedy Drama 💃

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Pasta
July 6, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tragic History Of Humanity Trying To Cook Pasta

Swizzle stick
July 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Swizzle Stick

The Terminator
July 4, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite & Tobacco Soup

Crime and Punishment
July 2, 2015January 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Crime And Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

July 1, 2015July 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Cripes Is Porridge, Anyway?

Rolling pin
June 30, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Rolling Pin

Woolly Yoshi amiibo Wii U
June 29, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Woolly World is Fantabulous!

June 28, 2015October 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mushroom Ice Cream!

Jurassic Park
June 27, 2015May 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Jeff Goldblum Say “Must go faster” In Jurassic Park & Independence Day?

Pomegranate
June 26, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

Charles Bukowski's Factotum
June 25, 2015January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Factotum by Charles Bukowski 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹🍸

June 24, 2015June 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!

Instant Noodles
June 23, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!

June 22, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What The Hell Are Crisps, Anyway, & Are They Even Edible?

Jaws Quint
June 20, 2015May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Peter Pan
June 19, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Isn’t There A Peter Pan Spinoff About Pans?

June 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Pander To A Panda Who Panders

Francoise Sagan Bonjour Tristesse
June 16, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Bonjour Tristesse by Françoise Sagan

Super Mario Maker
June 15, 2015December 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Maker Looks Bloody Super Indeed!

June 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?

Jaws
June 13, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Rejoice as Cinema Classic Hits 40

Friends
June 12, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: F.R.I.E.N.D.S (Friends)

Cheers
June 11, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chers (Cheers)

Frasier
June 10, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Freezer (Frasier)

June 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How Oysters Got Their Name From Lazy Chefs

The Spectre of Alexander Wolf by Gaito Gazdanov
June 8, 2015January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Spectre of Alexander Wolf by Gaito Gazdanov

Sausages
June 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Explain (Poorly) The Many Ages Of Sausages

Dog nose
June 6, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Nosephones!

June 5, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Zompie!

Sticks of cinnamon
June 4, 2015October 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Greatest Cinnamon Synonyms In The World!

Wheel of Manchester
June 3, 2015January 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Ongoing Saga of the Wheel of Manchester

Charles Bukowski Post Office
June 1, 2015January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Post Office by Charles Bukowski 📪

Shawshank Redemption
May 30, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shawshank Redemption: Check Out This Groovy 8 Bit NES Version

May 29, 2015August 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Behold The Four’n Twenty & Pizza Hut Pie Special!

May 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Solve Your Biggest Problems With Mustard

Super Mario Bros 3.
May 27, 2015February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros 3: The Super Amazing Landmark Classic

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