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Yours Cruelly, Elvira Memoirs of the Mistress of Darkness by Cassandra Peterson
June 13, 2026June 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Yours Cruelly, Elvira by Cassandra Peterson 💄

Frances Ha the 2012 Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig film
June 3, 2026June 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Frances Ha: Ahoy Sexy! It’s a Great Greta Gerwig Comedy Drama 💃

Manchester
August 18, 2015January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sinkhole Special: Your Favourite 40ft Hole In The Ground

Noodles
August 17, 2015January 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

What’s The Bloody Difference Between Spaghetti & Noodles?

Houmous
August 16, 2015January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Heavenly Houmongous Houmous!

Super Mario Kart on the SNES cartridge
August 15, 2015February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Kart: Where The Genius Series All Began

All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque
August 14, 2015January 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque

Gone with the Wind
August 13, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Sneeze
August 12, 2015September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gazuntite! The Remarkable World of Polite Sneeze Responses

Onion Bhajji
August 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Onion Bhajji

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Yoshi's Island SNES
August 8, 2015February 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Island: Nintendo’s Glorious SNES Classic

Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac
August 7, 2015July 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

Pizza Soup
August 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza Soup!

Windows 10
August 4, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Welcome, Windows 10! But What Happened To Windows 9?!

August 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Fundamental Grammer: Why “You Are” Equals “You’re”

August 2, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Parks and Recreation

The Snows of Kilimanjaro
August 1, 2015May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Snows of Kilimanjaro by Ernest Hemingway

Ribena
July 30, 2015July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ribena and Capri-Sun Banned at Tesco

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

Pizza making
July 28, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Deep Fried Mars Bar Pizza!

July 27, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What in the Name of Bejeezus are Raisins?!?

Four Weddings and a Funeral
July 25, 2015December 31, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Four Weddings and a Funeral: “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Storm of Steel by Ernst Jünger
July 24, 2015January 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Storm of Steel by Ernst Jünger

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

July 22, 2015March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is Seaweed The Best Snack Ever?!

Virtual Boy
July 21, 2015April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Boy: 20th Anniversary of the Failed VR Headset

July 20, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

OMG! The Burger & Lobster Restaurant Is Coming To Manchester!

One Hundred Years of Solitude
July 19, 2015March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez

Toast
July 18, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Bolognese Toast!

Socks
July 17, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!

July 16, 2015July 16, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Use Candy Floss As Dental Floss?

The Sixth Sense
July 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Sixth Sense: “I see dead people” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 14, 2015April 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is The Cauliflower a Flower or a Vegetable, Already?!?

Secret of Mana
July 13, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Secret of Mana: SNES RPG Classic Hits the iPhone

The Wall
July 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Saturday: It’s a Scintillating Picture of a Wall!

Mikhail Bulgakov The Master and Margarita
July 10, 2015October 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov

Donkey Kong Country 2 on the Super Nintendo
July 9, 2015October 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country 2: One of the Best Super Nintendo Platformers

Raspution - A Short Life
July 8, 2015January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Rasputin: A Short Life by Frances Welch

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