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Eat Your Heart Out by N.J. Gallegos
April 11, 2026April 11, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Month: Eat Your Heart Out by N.J. Gallegos 💝

Toni Erdmann the 2016 film
March 25, 2026April 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Toni Erdmann: Unique Joke Shop of Father-Daughter Experiences 🃏

Super Mario Maker
June 15, 2015December 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Maker Looks Bloody Super Indeed!

June 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?

Jaws
June 13, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Rejoice as Cinema Classic Hits 40

Friends
June 12, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: F.R.I.E.N.D.S (Friends)

Cheers
June 11, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chers (Cheers)

Frasier
June 10, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Freezer (Frasier)

June 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How Oysters Got Their Name From Lazy Chefs

The Spectre of Alexander Wolf by Gaito Gazdanov
June 8, 2015January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Spectre of Alexander Wolf by Gaito Gazdanov

Sausages
June 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Explain (Poorly) The Many Ages Of Sausages

Dog nose
June 6, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Nosephones!

June 5, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Zompie!

Sticks of cinnamon
June 4, 2015October 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Greatest Cinnamon Synonyms In The World!

Wheel of Manchester
June 3, 2015January 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Ongoing Saga of the Wheel of Manchester

Charles Bukowski Post Office
June 1, 2015January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Post Office by Charles Bukowski 📪

Shawshank Redemption
May 30, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shawshank Redemption: Check Out This Groovy 8 Bit NES Version

May 29, 2015August 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Behold The Four’n Twenty & Pizza Hut Pie Special!

May 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Solve Your Biggest Problems With Mustard

Super Mario Bros 3.
May 27, 2015February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros 3: The Super Amazing Landmark Classic

Learn how to juggle
May 26, 2015January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Learn How to Juggle: Master Juggling Quickly & Easily Today!

Three Tales by Gustave Flaubert
May 25, 2015November 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Three Tales by Gustave Flaubert

Dust
May 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Spring Cleaning Special: What Is Dust?

Pillows
May 23, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

May 22, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better: Pomegranate Or Granite?

SteamWorld Dig
May 21, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Dig: Speedrunning Indie Brilliance

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

May 19, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: rIce Cream!

May 18, 2015May 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Tell The Thyme

Flip-flops
May 17, 2015June 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

Reni hat
May 15, 2015February 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Reni Hat: The Stone Roses Fashion Special

Beetroot
May 13, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Beetroot

May 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is It With Oxymorons?

May 10, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Thoughts On Pachelbel’s Cannon, Indeed

May 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Corn On The Clod

General Election 2015.
May 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2015: British Politics Explained Interestingly

World of Goo
May 5, 2015December 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

World of Goo: Masterpiece Indie Puzzler Keeps On Being Special

May 4, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Existed First: Orange Or Oranges?

May 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Royal Baby: Princess What’s-Her-Name

Death and the Penguin by Andrey Kurkov
May 2, 2015January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Death and the Penguin by Andrey Kurkov 🐧

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