Professional Moron

November 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What is Toothpaste?

October 31, 2014November 1, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Self-Service Checkouts…

October 30, 2014October 29, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Self-Service Checkouts!

October 29, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Bag Mop!

October 28, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Humans Need To Comfort Food?

October 21, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Detox With an ox

October 20, 2014September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knickerbocker Glory: Why the name, dear?

October 19, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

October 17, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Ladybird Invasion of October 2014

October 15, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Life Force: The Psychosis of NES Gaming

October 14, 2014May 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

October 13, 2014April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)

October 12, 2014September 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!

October 11, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There Germs in Wheatgerm?

October 9, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Hedgehogs

October 8, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How Neat Was Nietzsche?

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

October 5, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dinosaur Exclusive: The Professionalmoronosaurus

October 4, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Pronounce Tzatziki

October 3, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Should Morgan Freeman Narrate Next?

October 2, 2014March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ghosts ‘N Goblins: The Most Difficult NES Game Ever?

October 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye

September 30, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Nest Of Diapers: Great Sayings Revisited

September 10, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Psychology of Mario Kart 8

September 9, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Broat!

September 8, 2014March 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza

September 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Sock

September 4, 2014August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Morality of Someone Sitting Next to You on Public Transport

August 25, 2014November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Lobster Bisque Always so Pretentious?

August 22, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?

August 21, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Faxe

August 20, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

August 14, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There No Chefs In Fields In Sheffield?

August 11, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

On the Origins of Marmalade

August 3, 2014February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SpongeBob SquarePants: Praising the Surreal & Glorious Show 🧽

July 17, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Polite Heatwaves

July 15, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building