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The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges
September 28, 2026September 28, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges 🏭

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
August 26, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece 🔥

August 2, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Parks and Recreation

The Snows of Kilimanjaro
August 1, 2015May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Snows of Kilimanjaro by Ernest Hemingway

Ribena
July 30, 2015July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ribena and Capri-Sun Banned at Tesco

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

Pizza making
July 28, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Deep Fried Mars Bar Pizza!

July 27, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What in the Name of Bejeezus are Raisins?!?

Four Weddings and a Funeral
July 25, 2015December 31, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Four Weddings and a Funeral: “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Storm of Steel by Ernst Jünger
July 24, 2015January 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Storm of Steel by Ernst Jünger

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

July 22, 2015March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is Seaweed The Best Snack Ever?!

Virtual Boy
July 21, 2015April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Boy: 20th Anniversary of the Failed VR Headset

July 20, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

OMG! The Burger & Lobster Restaurant Is Coming To Manchester!

One Hundred Years of Solitude
July 19, 2015March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez

Toast
July 18, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Bolognese Toast!

Socks
July 17, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!

July 16, 2015July 16, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Use Candy Floss As Dental Floss?

The Sixth Sense
July 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Sixth Sense: “I see dead people” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 14, 2015April 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is The Cauliflower a Flower or a Vegetable, Already?!?

Secret of Mana
July 13, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Secret of Mana: SNES RPG Classic Hits the iPhone

The Wall
July 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Saturday: It’s a Scintillating Picture of a Wall!

Mikhail Bulgakov The Master and Margarita
July 10, 2015October 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov

Donkey Kong Country 2 on the Super Nintendo
July 9, 2015October 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country 2: One of the Best Super Nintendo Platformers

Raspution - A Short Life
July 8, 2015January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Rasputin: A Short Life by Frances Welch

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Pasta
July 6, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tragic History Of Humanity Trying To Cook Pasta

Swizzle stick
July 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Swizzle Stick

The Terminator
July 4, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite & Tobacco Soup

Crime and Punishment
July 2, 2015January 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Crime And Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

July 1, 2015July 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Cripes Is Porridge, Anyway?

Rolling pin
June 30, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Rolling Pin

Woolly Yoshi amiibo Wii U
June 29, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Woolly World is Fantabulous!

June 28, 2015October 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mushroom Ice Cream!

Jurassic Park
June 27, 2015May 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Jeff Goldblum Say “Must go faster” In Jurassic Park & Independence Day?

Pomegranate
June 26, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

Charles Bukowski's Factotum
June 25, 2015January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Factotum by Charles Bukowski 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹🍸

June 24, 2015June 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!

Instant Noodles
June 23, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!

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