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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

A freshly baked pizza cooling for a moment on a work surface
June 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese

Cho Aniki: Bakuretsu Ranto-hen on the Super Nintendo game box art
June 6, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cho Aniki: Bakuretsu Ranto-hen: The Surreal SNES Beat ‘Em Up

Joust the arcade game advertisement
June 6, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Joust: History of the Ostrich-Based Arcade Co-Op Romp

Murray the Hamster
June 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report

A trifle dessert packed with jelly and whipped cream
June 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Trifle: Complex Sponge-Based Dessert With Jelly

The Stone Roses Shoot You Down
June 3, 2021April 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Shoot You Down: Aiming at The Stone Roses’ Classic Track

Great White film 2021
June 2, 2021June 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great White: The Strangely Dull Shark Survival Horror

Barrels lined up in a row
June 1, 2021May 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

Doshin the Giant II box on the 64DD
May 30, 2021March 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doshin the Giant: The 64DD’s Obscure God Simulation

Populous on the Amiga
May 30, 2021May 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Populous: Bullfrog’s God Game on the Amiga (is good)

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
May 29, 2021May 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle

Cheese on toast under a grill
May 28, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese on Toast: Comfort Food Snack Suitable With Marmite

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

One Million Years B.C. film poster
May 26, 2021May 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

One Million Years B.C.: 1966 Stop Motion Animation Epic

A cartoon man at work yawning heavily
May 25, 2021April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yawning at Work: Rules on Open Mouths in the Workplace

A cartoon man about to scale a mountain
May 24, 2021May 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband wants to be a free solo rock climber!”

Disco Elysium
May 23, 2021May 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Disco Elysium: Hilariously Downtrodden Hangover of an RPG

Rain On Your Parade the indie game
May 23, 2021May 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Rain On Your Parade: Become an Irritation in Jerk Cloud Game

The Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge
May 22, 2021May 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge #5: Answers to Culture Qs!

A chip butty with ketchup
May 21, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Chip Butty: History of This Stodge Happy Sandwich

A bowl of salad resting on a chopping board
May 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

Free Solo the film about Alex Honnold
May 19, 2021May 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Solo: Documentary About Climbing a Rock

A psychic woman with a third eye, her hands covering her other two
May 18, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”

An assortment of cartoon cheese
May 17, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law

Cats Organized Neatly
May 16, 2021May 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Organised Neatly: Arrange Cats in Cute Puzzler

Hamster Monogatari 64
May 16, 2021September 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster Monogatari 64: The ONLY Hamster-Based N64 Game

The Seagull by Anton Chekhov
May 15, 2021May 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Seagull by Anton Chekhov

Three pasties on a doily
May 14, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Pasty: British Baked Pastry is Very, Very British

A hand in black and white showing the knuckles
May 13, 2021May 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

Paul Simon's album Graceland
May 12, 2021May 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Graceland: Paul Simon’s South African Steeped Solo Masterpiece

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

Cooked mussels in a bowl
May 10, 2021May 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

Princess Tomato In The Salad Kingdom
May 9, 2021May 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom: Oddball Veggie Game

Awesome Possum… Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt
May 9, 2021May 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Awesome Possum… Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt: A Strange Game

A woman juggling four balls in a mountainous region
May 8, 2021August 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Juggling: Cascading Our Way Through Time 🤹‍♂️🤹‍♀️

An alien spacecraft abducting a cow
May 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #6: Gamer Aliens Seek Super Mario Kart

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