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Toni Erdmann the 2016 film
March 25, 2026March 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Toni Erdmann: Unique Joke Shop of Father-Daughter Experiences 🃏

Angine de Poitrine the experimental band
March 15, 2026March 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Angine de Poitrine’s Experimental Music Get Up ⚔️

A candle
December 12, 2017December 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Candles

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime
December 10, 2017April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime: Glorious Indie Insanity

The Alchemist
December 9, 2017January 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

Learn some new words
December 8, 2017December 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

10 More Brilliant New Words and What They Mean!

Ketchup sandwiches
December 7, 2017January 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

A lassi yoghurt drink
December 6, 2017December 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Lassi (the Indian yoghurt drink)

Peas
December 5, 2017December 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Films Ruined by Adding “Mushy Peas” to the Title

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

Can - The Singles Feature
December 3, 2017June 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Can—The Singles: Experimental Indie Music Perfection

Reality is Not What it Seems by Carlo Rovelli
December 2, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Reality is Not What it Seems by Carlo Rovelli

E.T.
December 1, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

“E.T. phone home” Quote Off Extravaganza

A bull
November 30, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The School Bull (better than a school bell)

A bull
November 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)

A bull
November 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Doorbull (a bull who replaces your doorbell)

Toast in a toaster.
November 27, 2017November 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Toastbusters (like Ghostbusters)

Super Mario
November 26, 2017January 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Super Mario Games of All Time

November 25, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Junk by Melvin Burgess

Man showing off playing a guitar
November 24, 2017November 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Rock Bands Renamed for the Better

Wallet
November 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wallet Wall (a wall made from old wallets!)

Casablanca - Round up the usual suspects
November 22, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Round up the usual suspects” Quote Off Extravaganza

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

Guitar from a rock band
November 20, 2017November 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Band of Mothers

November 19, 2017November 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doom: Ultra-Violent Shooty Boom Ratta Tatt Tatt on Switch

Dubliners by James Joyce
November 18, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dubliners by James Joyce

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

Christmas Mail
November 16, 2017November 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dealing With Hate Mail

The Battle Axe
November 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Wine Bottle Axe (for wine and axe enthusiasts!)

November 14, 2017November 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Dante’s Reek

A novel, which could be edible
November 13, 2017November 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)

World of Warcraft
November 12, 2017April 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

World of Warcraft: Fond Memories of an Epic MMORPG

Bloodchild by Octavia Butler
November 11, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Bloodchild by Octavia Butler

Floppy disk
November 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Floppy Desks (made from floppy disks)

A brake with a min wincing about how badly it's gone
November 9, 2017November 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Braking Bad

Titanic
November 8, 2017February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: 20th Anniversary Review

Christmas Donner Kebab
November 7, 2017November 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Santa's official Twitter account
November 6, 2017November 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

On Anarchism - Noam Chomsky
November 5, 2017January 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

On Anarchism by Noam Chomsky

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