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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Beans on coasters
October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

Thumper the indie game
October 1, 2017December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Thumper: The Intense Rhythm Sensory Indie Experience

September 30, 2017September 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Charles Bukowski: Post Office (Moonshake Books)

SNES Nintendo Classic Mini
September 30, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

SNES Classic Mini: It’s Here and it’s Super

Aubergines are good for fashion
September 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

There Will Be Blood
September 27, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

There Will Be Blood: 10th Anniversary for Modern Classic

How to improve rap music
September 26, 2017April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

Aiiiiiiiiie the new rap album
September 25, 2017September 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

SteamWorld Dig 2
September 24, 2017January 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Dig 2: It’s Here and It’s Awesome… Hell Yeah!

Rayman Legends Definitive Edition
September 24, 2017January 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Legends: Definitive Edition… Worth the Moolah?

Macbeth by William Shakespeare
September 23, 2017January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Macbeth by William Shakespeare

Pram with a battering ram on it
September 22, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

Mr. Bean - Ecce homo qui est faba
September 20, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Bean’s Opening Music: Ecce Homo Intro is Bean-Based

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
September 19, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

Machos - manly nachos for men only
September 18, 2017September 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

Williams F1 documentary
September 17, 2017November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Williams F1: One of the Year’s Essential Documentaries

Midnight Express by Billy Hayes
September 16, 2017January 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Express by Billy Hayes

How to tell if your wife is insane
September 15, 2017September 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

Paintings improved by being smelly
September 13, 2017April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Fetid cheese
September 11, 2017September 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

My Singing Monsters
September 10, 2017April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

My Singing Monsters: Singing, Weird, Awesome, & Monstrous!

The Disaster Artist - Greg Sestero and Tom Bissell
September 9, 2017November 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero

Bulbs and noodles make a good mix
September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

Is my husband a robot?
September 7, 2017January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

Classic albums with cabbage in the title
September 5, 2017September 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

Monkey Island 2
September 3, 2017October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Monkey Island 2: Monkeys, Islands, Silly Humour? Yes!

253 by Geoff Ryman
September 2, 2017December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

253 by Geoff Ryman

Fire extinguisher fetish
September 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

Champain
August 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

Come Dine With Flea
August 30, 2017August 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea

The MattDress
August 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

Rick and Morty
August 28, 2017February 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rick and Morty: Nihilistic Dark Humour with Pickles and Madness

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