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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

How to go bald gracefully
July 21, 2017April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

Grease on Toast
July 20, 2017July 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

Reni - Drummer extraordinaire, genius, and singer
July 19, 2017August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Reni: Drumming Genius, Singing, & Forever Cool Bucket Hats

Trainspitting
July 18, 2017July 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

Mouthmosh - It does a better job than mouthwash
July 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)

Earthworm Jim 2
July 16, 2017November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim 2: It’s The Super Surreal, Super Sequel

The Roads to Freedom trilogy - Jean-Paul Sartre
July 15, 2017July 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Roads to Freedom Trilogy: Sartre’s Classic Novels in Review

Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse
July 15, 2017March 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse

Washing down liquid
July 14, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

Lemon Migraine Pie
July 13, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)

Whiplash - Not quite my tempo
July 12, 2017August 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Bleach balls - everyone is happy with bleach involved
July 11, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

The best chat up lines for men
July 10, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

Earthworm Jim - SNES and Mega Drive
July 9, 2017December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim: Celebrating the 16 Bit, Ultra-Surreal Classic

God Is Not Great - Christopher Hitchens
July 8, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

God Is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens

How to Name Your Baby Guide
July 7, 2017July 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby: Top Tips For New Parents

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
July 6, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

Planet of the Apes - Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
July 5, 2017July 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Banofeet pie
July 3, 2017July 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

GoNNER on the Nintendo Switch
July 2, 2017June 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

GoNNER: Weirdo Indie Gem Makes its Nintendo Switch Debut

SNES Mini
July 2, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SNES Mini Classic: Pre-Orders, Anger, Filth, Fury, & Awesome

A Very Easy Death - Simone de Beauvoir
July 1, 2017July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Very Easy Death by Simone de Beauvoir

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Oscar Winning Films Ruined by Cement
June 29, 2017June 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title

Jo Jones - Drumming God
June 28, 2017March 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jo Jones: Celebrating a Drumming God with a Mischievous Grin

Slipper Kippers
June 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

Why can't I use mankind in conversation
June 26, 2017June 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”

Future Days - Can
June 25, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Future Days: Can’s Ambient Indie Masterpiece

The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
June 24, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

June 23, 2017June 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream

More than just a petty face
June 22, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face

Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood
June 21, 2017June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!

In Praise of Owls
June 20, 2017June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?

Toilet Cloner
June 19, 2017June 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

Trainspotting 2
June 18, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Choose T2 Trainspotting

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep - Philip K. Dick
June 17, 2017February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick

Tzatziki to be renamed
June 16, 2017June 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

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