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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Who Wants to Be a Minger
May 10, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Who Wants to Be a Minger?

Terminator 2- Judgement Day - Come with me if you want to live
May 9, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

May 8, 2017May 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!

WTTW2
May 7, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

World to the West: Rain Games Returns with Indie Fun

Kamiko
May 7, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kamiko: Short But Sweet (and cheap!) Indie Fun on Switch

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
May 6, 2017January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins

Go down like a shed balloon
May 5, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Go Down Like a Shed Balloon

Potato Milk
May 4, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)

Central Hooting
May 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

How do I look like Brad Pitt?
May 1, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”

mario-kart-8-deluxe
April 30, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Revamped Awesomeness is the Most Fun Ever!

The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner - James Hogg
April 29, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Private Memoirs & Confessions of a Justified Sinner

The Wizard of Oz
April 28, 2017April 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!

Satsuma Sandwiches
April 27, 2017April 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

Don't beat about the mush
April 26, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush

Spoon Fireworks
April 25, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

Night in the Woods
April 23, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Night in the Woods: Brilliant Indie Game With Super Cute Animals!

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

How to lose one stone in one week
April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

Noodles and Poodles Smoothie
April 19, 2017April 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie

sCones - Cones and Scones Invention
April 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

Withnail and I
April 17, 2017August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: Celebrating The Witty & Thunderous Cult Classic

Death Road to Canada
April 16, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Death Road to Canada: Zombies, Mayhem, Fun, Jerks, & Arguing

Confessions of an English Opium-Eater - Thomas De Quincey
April 15, 2017December 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Confessions of an English Opium-Eater by De Quincey

The problem with manspreading
April 14, 2017August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”

The Lunge
April 13, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lunge (a lounge for lungers)

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

The early bird catches worms
April 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms

The Walking Bed TV Show
April 10, 2017April 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed

Stop at Nothing - The Lance Armstrong Story
April 9, 2017November 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story

The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
April 8, 2017January 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir

The Empire Strikes Back - No. I am your father.
April 7, 2017April 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Finding your one true love
April 6, 2017April 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”

Spicing up Brexit with alligators
April 5, 2017April 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators

Cement Plates
April 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)

Haddock and Coca Cola Soup
April 3, 2017April 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!

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