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Tag: Business

One hand typing on a keyboard whilst the other hand drums on the desk
July 5, 2021August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drumming Fingers on a Desk: Work Laws on Noise Nuisance

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

A cartoon man at work yawning heavily
May 25, 2021April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yawning at Work: Rules on Open Mouths in the Workplace

A bowl of salad resting on a chopping board
May 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

An assortment of cartoon cheese
May 17, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

Cooked mussels in a bowl
May 10, 2021May 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

An employee slouching at his desk at work
April 19, 2021April 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

A box of Weetabix
April 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weetabix: The Breakfast Cereal of Champions

April 5, 2021April 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Clapping at Work: Rules on Celebrating Things

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

A business working at a table with people writing and drinks nearby
March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

A male employee standing and staring at a whiteboard of information—he has no dandruff
March 22, 2021March 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dandruff at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Scalp Issues

A cartoon man performing a handstand
March 15, 2021March 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Handstands at Work: Your Employees’ Rights

An assortment of spinach
March 8, 2021March 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green

An office setting with laptops, paper, pens, and employees discussing work
March 1, 2021March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

A dog in an office with some glasses on next to an Apple Mac
February 22, 2021February 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
January 21, 2021January 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

A retro cartoon horror scream
January 5, 2021January 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

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