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Tag: Cake

Tesco's Birthday Cake Sandwich
August 9, 2025August 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Tesco’s Birthday Cake Sandwich! 🥪🍰

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
November 25, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)
August 12, 2022August 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)

An assortment of Jaffa Cakes
November 12, 2021November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaffa Cakes: Legendary Biscuit-Sized Cakes Own ALL!

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020September 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020April 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Guide to Landing Biccies in Brews

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Congo 1995 film poster
July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: “Stop eating my sesame cake!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Superhero cake - cape
September 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

Caviar cake
July 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!

Garlic bread
February 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread Cake!

January 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Can Science Unscramble Scrambled Eggs?

June 3, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?

A cartoon depiction of some atoms
May 27, 2013November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

May 16, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake

March 14, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

January 14, 2013January 14, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake Soup!

A delicious looking cake
November 26, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

Marmite Cake
November 4, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite Cake

Toothbrushes lying next to a leaking tube of toothpaste
September 28, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Toothpaste Special: A Bit About the Paste

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

A man with the world in his camera lens
June 18, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Inspirational World Records To Break

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