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3D Tetris on the Virtual Boy
May 28, 2023May 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

3D Tetris: Mind-Bending Virtual Boy Puzzle Game in Red & Black

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service
May 25, 2023May 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service [Sponsored Post]

Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie
May 24, 2023May 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie (riveting, emotional, & candid)

A magpie squawking about magpies at work
May 23, 2023May 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Magpies at Work: Laws Regarding Corvidae Family Birds & Business

A couple being love bombed by bombs
May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband takes ‘love bombing’ literally…”

Peter Kay live at Bolton 2003
May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Peter Kay: The North West’s Observational Comedy Wonder

The male underpants skidmark dilemma
May 15, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s gross skidmark dilemma”

The perils of hiccupping at work
May 12, 2023May 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hiccupping at Work: Guide to Involuntary Diaphragm Spasms

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrr Arm Wrestling Contest
May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Macho Arm Wrestling Contest [Sponsored Post]

Will and Space the TV show
May 9, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Will & Space: Friendship Sitcom With Remorseless Bleakness

The Worst Man at a wedding, throwing up near the happy couple
May 8, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I was the WORST MAN at my mate’s wedding!”

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Streets
May 6, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Abbs

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Mist World Beauty Competition
May 4, 2023May 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mist World Beauty Competition [Sponsored Post]

Spluttering at work is a serious problem
May 2, 2023May 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spluttering at Work: Employment Laws on a Series of Short Noises

Robot is a best man at a wedding
May 1, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best man is a ROBOT!”

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver
April 29, 2023September 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver

Mozzarella History
April 28, 2023April 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Mozzarella

Nigel's Needles - the happiest needles in the land
April 27, 2023April 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]

About Schmidt
April 26, 2023April 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

About Schmidt: Marriage and Retirement in Nicholson-fest

Queen of Speed the Michèle Mouton story
April 19, 2023August 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Queen of Speed: Celebrating Rallying Ace Michèle Mouton

On the nature of workplace gossiping
April 18, 2023April 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gossiping at Work: Rules Regarding Chatting Tittle-Tattle

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

DAVE THE DIVER indie game
April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

DAVE THE DIVER: Go Swimming & Run… a SUSHI RESTAURANT!!!

The Gift of Anger by Arun Gandhi
April 15, 2023April 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Gift of Anger by Arun Gandhi

A brief history of noodles
April 14, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Noodles 🍜

Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd.
April 13, 2023April 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Team building builds your team
April 7, 2023April 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Team Building Exercises Motivate Your Worthless Employees

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd.
April 6, 2023April 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

When your husband turns into a zombie
April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s turned into a zombie. What do I do?”

Pineapple on Pizza the video game
April 2, 2023April 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pineapple on Pizza: Can a Video Game Convey a Flavour!?

A brief history of frog legs
March 31, 2023March 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille) 🐸

Angry Andrew's Angry Piano Lessons Ltd.
March 30, 2023March 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Piano Lessons Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
March 28, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Food theft at work is illegal
March 27, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Employees Stealing Lunches at Work (Employment Law Guide)

Aliens invading Bolton Town Hall
March 24, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #20: Aliens Abduct Bolton Town Hall!

Blowing your nose at work
March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Inappropriate cards for people
March 16, 2023March 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lovely Linda’s Lovely Card Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

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