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April 28, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Pixel Art: Celebrating a Bit of Retro Gaming Artistry

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

Path of Giants
April 26, 2020April 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Path of Giants: Relaxing Teamwork Puzzler With Much Snow

April 25, 2020April 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Revisited: A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind

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April 22, 2020April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Real Neat Blog Award: Funky Questions & Answers

The Borrowers by Mary Norton
April 18, 2020April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Borrowers by Mary Norton

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A colourful alphabet
April 13, 2020April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: The XYZ-Files (better than the X-Files)

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
April 11, 2020April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

Where's Wally? By Martin Handford
April 4, 2020March 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Where’s Wally? by Martin Handford

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

Kiai! A man doing a karate chop with a sunset background
April 2, 2020April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kiai & Other Martial Art Pondering

Questions and answers
March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!

Health kit
March 24, 2020September 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe
March 21, 2020July 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe 🥗

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh
March 14, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh

Gavel hammer in case law
March 12, 2020March 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Case Law Coleslaw

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

The King's Bird
February 23, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The King’s Bird: Graceful Precision-Platformer Thing

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe
February 15, 2020December 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

Spaghetti hoops
February 3, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my boyfriend eats is spaghetti hoops!”

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