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Tag: Movies

Toast in a toaster.
November 27, 2017November 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Toastbusters (like Ghostbusters)

Casablanca - Round up the usual suspects
November 22, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Round up the usual suspects” Quote Off Extravaganza

Titanic
November 8, 2017February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: 20th Anniversary Review

Midnight Cowboy
October 30, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

American Snipper
October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

October 20, 2017January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blade Runner 2049: Yes, we did a review…

Watership Down film
October 18, 2017June 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Down: The Most Terrifying Animated Film Ever

Samurai Cop
October 3, 2017May 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Samurai Cop: The Best Bad Movie Ever Made?

There Will Be Blood
September 27, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

There Will Be Blood: 10th Anniversary for Modern Classic

Williams F1 documentary
September 17, 2017November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Williams F1: One of the Year’s Essential Documentaries

Famous celebrities with different surnames
August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 A List Celebrities Renamed With Better Surnames

Trainspitting
July 18, 2017July 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

Planet of the Apes - Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
July 5, 2017July 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Oscar Winning Films Ruined by Cement
June 29, 2017June 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title

Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood
June 21, 2017June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Trainspotting 2
June 18, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Choose T2 Trainspotting

Catfight
June 11, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Catfight: Violent Social Commentary & Fisticuffs Fun

Face Off
June 2, 2017June 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Potatoes
May 31, 2017September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

The Wizard of Oz
April 28, 2017April 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!

Withnail and I
April 17, 2017August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: Celebrating The Witty & Thunderous Cult Classic

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

Casablanca - We'll always have Paris
March 22, 2017August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park - Clever girl
February 23, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Jailer - Terry Gilliam in Monty Python's the Life of Brian
February 5, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Jailer from Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Bonnie and Clyde
January 29, 2017January 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Bonnie and Clyde: “We rob banks” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Casablanca - Here's looking at you, kid
December 30, 2016December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid” Quote Off Extravaganza!

If it bleeds we can kill it
December 24, 2016September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Acocalypse Now - I love the smell of napalm in the morning
December 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Propcorn - Popcorn and movie props
December 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)

The Legend of Barney Thomson
November 30, 2016November 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cemolina From the Legend of Barney Thomson

The Empire Strikes Back - I love You, I know
November 8, 2016July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jiro Dreams of Sushi
October 27, 2016October 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Jiro Dreams of Sushi: 91st Birthday for Sushi’s Pre-Eminent Genius

A Few Good Men - You can't handle the truth
October 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Cal - Titanic Calzones
October 24, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Conan the Barber Man
August 11, 2016August 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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