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Tag: Silly

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020August 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

Professional Moron as a scarecrow
November 10, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Art Special: The Professional Moron Scarecrow

November 7, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reblog: Princess Blue Holly vs Etamilc Egnahc

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

Gogs the claymation caveman sitcom
October 28, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gogs: Fun Caveman Claymation Sitcom With Grunting

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov
October 17, 2020October 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov 🐶❤️

A man slumped at a bar hungover with a bottle of alcohol
October 13, 2020October 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Someone walking down stairs with a close up of a big toe
October 6, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
October 3, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

Weekend at Bernie's II
September 23, 2020January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Weekend at Bernie’s II: High-Concept Comedy About Death

A man holding a pet dog in the sunshine.
September 22, 2020September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

A cartoon baby sneezing because of the common cold.
September 18, 2020March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
September 17, 2020September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

A Reply Guy sitting behind his Apple Mac computer.
September 11, 2020September 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reply Guys: Documenting This Responsive Online Craze

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

A clock with 24 hours in the day
August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25: The Long-Awaited Sequel to 24

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