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Tag: Technology

Super Castlevania IV
August 21, 2016March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Castlevania IV: Spooky Retro 2D Platforming at its Finest!

Cement
August 10, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)

Pokemon GO
July 20, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pokémon GO: Earth Besieged by Super Addictive App!

Nintendo Classic Mini controller
July 18, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Classic Mini: The Glorious NES Returns to your TV

The cat flop
July 12, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cat Flop

Hose pipe pen
July 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)

Toothpaste alternatives
June 27, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)

The Legend of Zelda - Breath of the Wild
June 15, 2016June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild will be Fantabulous!

Door handle problems
June 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Door Handle

Why windows are great
June 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Window

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

Cold air baloon
June 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon

Who invented the flamethrower
May 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamethrower: Who Invented It & What Are Its Modern Uses?

INKS art
May 11, 2016October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

INKS: Sure Plays a Mean Pinball!

Stardew Valley
May 8, 2016March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Stardew Valley: Build a Digital Farm and be All Happy, Dammit!

TeaCot
May 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)

Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition
April 29, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Blind Forest: Definitive Edition is Indie Game Perfection

Star Fox 64
April 21, 2016December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lylat Wars: An Ode To Star Fox 64 & Doing a Barrel Roll

Axiom Verge
April 3, 2016March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge: The Metroidvania Sci-Fi Masterpiece

Miitomo Mr. Wapojif
April 1, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Miitomo: Nintendo’s First App is Bloody Wonderfully Mental!

How I Met Your Motherboard
March 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: How I Met Your Motherboard

Samorost 3 by Amanita Design
March 26, 2016November 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Samorost 3: Weird And Wonderful Indie Game Magic

Star Ghost Wii U
March 15, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Ghost: Super Addictive Shooty Boom Ratta Tatta Tat on the Wii U

Zelda The Twilight Princess
March 13, 2016April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is Still Genius

Okami Capcom
February 25, 2016May 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ōkami: 10th Anniversary for the Largely Ignored Masterpiece

Final Fantasy VII
February 17, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VII: 19 Glorious Years of the RPG Classic

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon N64
February 8, 2016January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon: The Most Insane Game Ever?

Teapi
February 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)

Shelfie
January 20, 2016January 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

6 Super Sensational and Culturally Groovy Twitter Accounts to Follow

Shovel Knight amiibo
January 16, 2016December 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Shovel Knight Amiibo: Making Shovelry Even More Awesome!

Robot Invention
January 8, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Friendly Psychopath Robot You Must Own!

Alpha 2 Robot
January 7, 2016January 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

CES 2016: The Brilliantly Bizarre Technology Highlights… So Far

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

Valiant Hearts: The Great War_20140625183117
January 5, 2016April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Valiant Hearts: The Great War – Historical and Poignant Gaming

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January 2, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

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The Curse of Monkey Island PC
January 1, 2016April 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Curse of Monkey Island: Pirate-Based Awesomeness!

Super Mario 3D World
December 26, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D World: Making Fun The Most Fun Thing Ever

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