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Tag: Women

A screaming woman at a concert
February 22, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Why do Teenage Girls Scream at Pop Concerts?

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

A pregnant woman sitting down holding her stomach with a dog at her feet.
February 2, 2021January 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

The Cheater's Guide to Love by Junot Díaz
November 21, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Cheater’s Guide to Love by Junot Díaz

A Reply Guy sitting behind his Apple Mac computer.
September 11, 2020September 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Reply Guys: Documenting This Responsive Online Craze

A bad boy living by his own rules
May 19, 2020November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a bad boy and play by my own rules!”

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

Two feet
June 24, 2019June 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”

A sink with a towel
June 17, 2019June 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!”

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

Brienne of Tarth
May 14, 2019May 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Brienne of Tarth: Celebrating This Most Excellent & Noble Knight

Man with extra arms
March 21, 2019March 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”

Bumble bee
February 14, 2019February 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018February 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

1
September 6, 2018September 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Men
August 20, 2018August 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Men and women dating
August 6, 2018August 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

The Piano
June 27, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Piano: 25th Anniversary Review & Film Festival News

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Witch on a broom
June 7, 2018June 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Sugar
May 4, 2018May 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Phoebe Buffay
April 17, 2018March 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Phoebe From Friends

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

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