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Tag: Work

An employee frothing a the mouth at work
October 24, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Frothing at the Mouth Employment Law Guide

Gurgling stomachs at work cost businesses billions
October 2, 2023October 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gurgling Stomach at Work: Tummy Noises Wreck the Economy

Kenneth the Walrus causing mayhem at Santa's factory
September 29, 2023September 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Walrus Kenneth’s Explosive Induction Day 🦭🎅💥

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

Eating during a meeting is very popular
September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating During Meetings: Embrace it as the New Norm

Subordinate snooping tattleware for tracking employees
August 24, 2023August 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

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Hamsters at work guide in employment law
July 21, 2023July 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters at Work: Laws on Adorable Rodents in the Office

Spluttering at work is a serious problem
May 2, 2023May 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spluttering at Work: Employment Laws on a Series of Short Noises

On the nature of workplace gossiping
April 18, 2023April 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gossiping at Work: Rules Regarding Chatting Tittle-Tattle

The delights of backstabbing at work
April 11, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Backstabbing at Work is a Business Productivity Booster

Team building builds your team
April 7, 2023April 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Team Building Exercises Motivate Your Worthless Employees

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Staring at work laws
February 27, 2023February 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Staring at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Peering

The horror of novelty slippers at work
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Novelty Slippers at Work Employment Law Guide

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Handling Satan at Work
December 19, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Satan at Work: How to Manage the Devil in Working Environments

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
November 29, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Chess wounds ruin lives
October 25, 2022October 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a terrible chess wound?!”

Camouflaged employees destroy society
October 17, 2022October 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Camouflage at Work: Laws on Employees and Obscurity

Success before humming at work
October 10, 2022October 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises

Energy drinks make your employees less lazy
October 3, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Energy Drinks at Work: Laws on Energising Lazy Employees

Workplace pranks destroy livelihoods
August 29, 2022August 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Pranks: The Laws on Removing All Fun From Jobs

Great white sharks at work
June 27, 2022June 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell
June 18, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 28, 2022June 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #12: Ramblings on Remote Working

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

A hippo in a lake with its mouth open
March 7, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hippopotamuses at Work: Giant Toothed Mammals Guide

A businessman explaining something at work
March 1, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mansplaining at Work: The Laws For Expounding Men & Hippos

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

A large cartoon doodle
July 26, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

One hand typing on a keyboard whilst the other hand drums on the desk
July 5, 2021August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drumming Fingers on a Desk: Work Laws on Noise Nuisance

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

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