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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
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March 14, 2012March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist—But Should

March 13, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column

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March 11, 2012August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012

March 10, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

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March 8, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job

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March 7, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

March 6, 2012May 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

March 5, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #2

March 4, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: A Brief Moment in History

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March 3, 2012August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Diary of a Wellington Inspector

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February 23, 2012April 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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February 22, 2012August 5, 2022Mr. Wapojif

How LOL And ROFLMAO Destroyed The World

February 21, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

World Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #1

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February 20, 2012May 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

The Spammock (a hammock made of Spam)
February 19, 2012November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

Sunday
February 19, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Sunday Update: Adventures in Blogging & Life Land

February 18, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron: Our First Blog Post

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