February 3, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Show your tooth colours

February 2, 2017February 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!

February 1, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jac-Uzi (a Jacuzzi with guns)

January 31, 2017January 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”

January 30, 2017January 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”

January 29, 2017January 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Bonnie and Clyde: “We rob banks” Quote Off Extravaganza!

January 28, 2017October 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

January 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

January 25, 2017January 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women

January 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

January 23, 2017January 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobra (the world’s most dangerous food)

January 22, 2017March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ninja Gaiden: Awesome NES Fun… But Bloody Difficult!

January 21, 2017January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Screw-Jack by Hunter S. Thompson

January 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans

January 19, 2017January 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”

January 18, 2017January 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Snow Hits the UK – Apocalypse Now!

January 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Satsuma Wrestler (a fruitier sumo wrestler)

January 16, 2017January 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Swamps – Putrid Holidaying Bliss!

January 15, 2017January 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” Quote Off Extravaganza!

January 14, 2017November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Extinct Boids by Ralph Steadman

January 13, 2017January 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m going bald!! How do I get my hair back?!”

January 12, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Chainsore

January 11, 2017January 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glasses Named “Enemy of the State” as UK Riots!

January 10, 2017January 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Taken a Sad Turn?! Visit Saturn!

January 9, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

January 8, 2017April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

NMS Issue #46: DKC 3 Exclusive, N64 Special, & Super Mario RPG

January 7, 2017January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Trial by Franz Kafka

January 6, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has a gross ingrowing toenail!”

January 5, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

January 4, 2017December 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Financial Advice: 5 Tips on How to Secure a Loan (semi-legally)

January 3, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: The PrintErrr… (it prints off conversational fillers)

January 2, 2017January 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter – The Best Gas Giant!

January 1, 2017March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

INSIDE: The Dystopian Masterpiece

December 31, 2016May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Iron in the Soul by Jean-Paul Sartre

December 30, 2016December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid” Quote Off Extravaganza!

December 29, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Ingradients (inclined ingredients for mountaineers)

December 28, 2016May 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

December 27, 2016December 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Poopcorn