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Category: Hamsters

Murray the hamster in evil mode
March 12, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q1 2022 Report Card & KPIs

Murray the Hamster up close with his nose
October 30, 2021November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q4 Report for the Furry Little Monster

Murray the Hamster
June 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Steve the Hamster
October 31, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: 2017 Progress & KPI Report

Steve the Hamster
November 25, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment

Hamster history
April 22, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Steve the hamster!
December 30, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Introducing Our New Office Pet: Steve the Hamster!

Keith the Hamster
November 24, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage Your Bundle of Joy

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Hamster
February 26, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Cute Amazon Reviews About Hamsters And Their Beloved New Products

January 12, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Keith The Syrian Hamster Turns 1

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

November 19, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster

August 22, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?

April 9, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris

January 21, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!

December 9, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times

October 18, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans Tribute Concert Special!

May 20, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

March 2, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Year in Pictures

January 28, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What If We Had Our Pet Hamster’s Brain?

November 21, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Emotions of Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster

A hamster standing on its back feet and looking cute
October 25, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster Cuteness: Do Not Be Deceived By It

August 23, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

April 21, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Chinese Dwarf Hamster

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