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Category: Inventions

High heels
April 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Fashion: wHeels

Crow
March 4, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

You’ve Heard Of Crowdsourcing – Now It’s Time For Crowsourcing!

Pig
January 24, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Oinkment!

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

tea
October 29, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Bag Mop!

Soap
October 19, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

Bridge and a boat - merged
September 9, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Broat!

August 21, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Faxe

January 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fashion Tips For 2014

Paul the Pentagon
January 25, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Failed Blog Mascot

January 7, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

7 Pieces of Technology We’d Love To Sea In 2014!

May 21, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lazy O’Meter!

May 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile

April 1, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowmobile

March 14, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

February 26, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Great White Shark Machine

February 6, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

January 31, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bitter – The New (more violent) Twitter!

January 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!

December 15, 2012November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Robots: The Solution To All of Life’s Problems?

Stickmen performing common Olympic events
August 3, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

DIY Olympics: Turn Your Living Room Into a Contest

March 6, 2012May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

The Spammock (a hammock made of Spam)
February 19, 2012November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

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