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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Kermode and Mayo's Film Review Show
September 3, 2015July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

We Cordially Invite You to Join the Church of Wittertainment

September 2, 2015September 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The British Library’s Public Domain Photo Collection!

Shovel Knight
September 1, 2015December 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

For Shovelry! Why We Love The Rather Almighty Shovel Knight

Nintendo Game Over
August 31, 2015February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game Over by David Sheff 👾

Pho Ga Rice Noodles
August 30, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Instant Noodle King
August 29, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #7, #8, & #9: The Instant Noodle King (Seafood Flavour) and Vit’s Noodles (x2)

Jeremy Pang Pad Thai
August 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #6: Jeremy Pang’s Pad Thai Noodle Kit

Nissin Cup Noodles
August 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #5: Nissin Cup Noodles (Seafood Flavour)

August 26, 2015May 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Films: Quote Off Extravaganza – Noodle Special!

Mama Rice Noodles Tom Saab
August 25, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #4: Mama Cup – Rice Noodles Tom Saab Flavour

Itsu Vegetable Festival
August 24, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #3: Itsu Vegetable Festival (Cup)

Kabuto Noodles
August 23, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #2: Kabuto Noodles (Beef, Garlic, & Ginger)

Shin Cup Noodle Soup
August 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #1: Shin Cup Noodle Soup (Hot & Spicy)

Noodles
August 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

7 Day Special: Oodles of Noodles!

Anger
August 21, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Veg: Celerberate!

Jerry Maguire
August 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Vans
August 19, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Van Security Special: Who Is The Vanguard Of Van Guarding?

Manchester
August 18, 2015January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sinkhole Special: Your Favourite 40ft Hole In The Ground

Noodles
August 17, 2015January 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

What’s The Bloody Difference Between Spaghetti & Noodles?

Houmous
August 16, 2015January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Heavenly Houmongous Houmous!

Super Mario Kart on the SNES cartridge
August 15, 2015February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Kart: Where The Genius Series All Began

All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque
August 14, 2015January 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque

Gone with the Wind
August 13, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Sneeze
August 12, 2015September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gazuntite! The Remarkable World of Polite Sneeze Responses

Onion Bhajji
August 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Onion Bhajji

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Yoshi's Island SNES
August 8, 2015February 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Island: Nintendo’s Glorious SNES Classic

Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac
August 7, 2015July 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

Pizza Soup
August 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza Soup!

Windows 10
August 4, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Welcome, Windows 10! But What Happened To Windows 9?!

August 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Fundamental Grammer: Why “You Are” Equals “You’re”

August 2, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Parks and Recreation

The Snows of Kilimanjaro
August 1, 2015May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Snows of Kilimanjaro by Ernest Hemingway

Ribena
July 30, 2015July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ribena and Capri-Sun Banned at Tesco

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

Pizza making
July 28, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Deep Fried Mars Bar Pizza!

July 27, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What in the Name of Bejeezus are Raisins?!?

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