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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
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Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

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These New Cornflakes Ranges Will Terrify You

A man writing really, really well
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How To Write Proper: Your Guide to Writing Really, Really Well

January 30, 2014January 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films

January 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fashion Tips For 2014

January 26, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self

Paul the Pentagon
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Professional Moron’s Failed Blog Mascot

January 24, 2014October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Vulture or a Sculpture?

January 23, 2014November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Explains This Fish!

Some desserts with fruit in them.
January 22, 2014September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Desserts vs Deserts: Busting Some Spelling Pudding Myths

January 21, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have a Conversation About Eggs

January 17, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

The Mongoose of Wall Street

January 16, 2014January 16, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Drinking Orange Juice After You’ve Brushed Your Teeth

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

The weirdness of mozzarella
January 13, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Mozzarella so Weird?

January 12, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bin Bag Soup

Runner2 Future Legend of Rhythm Alien
January 10, 2014April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien is a Groovy Indie Classic

January 9, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

What If History’s Greatest Composers HADN’T Been Composers?

January 7, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

7 Pieces of Technology We’d Love To Sea In 2014!

January 6, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

December 20, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Shelfie! All About the Book Stacking Craze

Jazz drum kit set up like Buddy Rich and Gene Krupa
December 15, 2013April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buddy Rich & Gene Krupa: Praising the Genius Drummers

December 13, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Glorious Examples Why Cabbage Won’t Be The Death of Us All!

December 12, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!

December 11, 2013December 12, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!

December 9, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times

November 22, 2013April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gravity: Space-Based Drama With Hot Pants

The Walking Dead
November 13, 2013January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Walking Dead: Let Us Groan Our Way to the TV

October 18, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans Tribute Concert Special!

July 8, 2013April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Music To Listen To Today

June 7, 2013June 7, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Successful Food Critic!

June 5, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What Does It Mean To Be a Sheep?

June 3, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?

Strawberries around a jar of jam
June 1, 2013November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Soup

May 31, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Seagull Knows He’s The Queen of England!*

How do you spell hummus?
May 30, 2013September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How Do You Spell “Hummus”?

May 29, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

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