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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

A cartoon depiction of some atoms
May 27, 2013November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

May 26, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spurious Sunday: Sensational False Facts

May 25, 2013April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Game Boy Edible?

May 24, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Squirrel Dude Knows He’s Better Than You

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

May 22, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Terrifying (but cute) Pictures of Animals Yawning

May 21, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lazy O’Meter!

May 20, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

May 19, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Will Yawning Kill Us All?!

May 18, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Bumble Bees!

Our blog stinks
May 17, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Wins The “Your Blog Stinks!” Award!

May 16, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake

May 15, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Approach Bono

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

May 13, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What To Do During A Thunderstorm

May 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Flying Spaghetti Monster Cult

May 11, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shed Hat

May 10, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!

Tama The Cat
May 9, 2013March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tama The Super Station Master: Remembering An Icon

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

May 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

Why I hate getting my hair cut
May 5, 2013December 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut

May 4, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Best Gangsta Rappers Reveal Gangsta Secrets

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

May 2, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Vacuum Cleaners

Mars Bar - what's in the name?
May 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?

April 30, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Pictures: The World’s Most Unfortunate Sauces

April 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Where’s The Most Awkward Place To Have A Fight?

April 28, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Delusional Donkey: Insights Into a Peculiar World

April 27, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ferdinand Magellan: The Age of Discovery Rediscovered

April 26, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Scientific Corner: Why Humans Don’t Need Three Legs

April 25, 2013April 25, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Irritating Social Media Presence!!!!!!!!!

International Cat Day
April 24, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

It’s International Cat Day

April 22, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Pizzas in the World

April 20, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Canadian Geese

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

April 18, 2013August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

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