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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With a Difficult Customer at Work

March 4, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Ratings: Cute vs Terrifying

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It’s Groovy Video Clips Sunday

March 2, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Year in Pictures

March 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have A Successful Camping Trip

February 28, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Do You Have “LOL” Tourette’s Syndrome?

February 27, 2013February 27, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What’s in the Abyss?

February 26, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Great White Shark Machine

February 25, 2013January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Review: The 85th Academy Awards

February 24, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: 85th Academy Awards Recipe Special!

February 23, 2013February 22, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Would You Go On A Date With a Planet?

A ham sandwich with a selection of fillings
February 22, 2013November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Sandwiches

February 21, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cats

February 19, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cake

February 18, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

It’s Professional Moron’s 1st Birthday

February 17, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Haddock Tea

February 15, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Have FUN This Weekend

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

February 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Horse Meat Exposé

Green is good to go
February 11, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Green Stuff Good For You?

February 10, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Beware the Graffiti Monsters

February 9, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Mill Ends Park

February 8, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Battleship Potemkin!!!

February 7, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The Headington Shark

February 6, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

February 5, 2013September 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Lemming Myth Debunked

A giant red Sold Out sticker
February 4, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Sell Out

February 3, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Surreal Sunday: Weird Art

February 2, 2013February 2, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Are Bridges Useful?

February 1, 2013February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Improve Bora Bora

January 31, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bitter – The New (more violent) Twitter!

Deep-frying some chips
January 30, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep-Fried Food

January 29, 2013January 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Taxing Fizzy Drinks?!?! The Public Responds!

January 28, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What If We Had Our Pet Hamster’s Brain?

January 27, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

English Cuisine Explained For Non-English Folk

January 25, 2013January 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Beetles make Brie!

Crazy horses
January 24, 2013April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be a Lunatic: Part 2

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