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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

January 23, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Champagne and Egg Hot Pot

January 22, 2013December 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

McDonald’s and its Guantanamo Bay Restaurant

Donkey Music the album
January 21, 2013August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Musical Donkeys: A Skiffle Band of Donkeys

A character rolls a snowball to the mantra SNOW IS FUN
January 18, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Have Fun With Snow

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

January 16, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Where Did Chopin Do His Shoppin’?

Tangled earphone wires next to an angry face
January 15, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wire Fairies WILL Tangle Your Earphone Wires

January 14, 2013January 14, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake Soup!

January 13, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

January 12, 2013May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In

January 11, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Disgusting Stuff You Could Find In Your Fast Food!

January 10, 2013April 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The 2013 Oscar Nominations Are In!

Three old wooden barrels
January 9, 2013January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Diogenes Challenge: Could YOU Live In A Barrel?

January 8, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?

January 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!

January 6, 2013January 6, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What was life like on Mars?

January 5, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Tea is the Best Drink Ever

January 4, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Blogging Award: Seven Professional Moron Facts

A McDonald's on Mount Everest
January 3, 2013April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

When will there be a McDonald’s on Mount Everest?

January 2, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Mona Lisa: A Pretentious & Inept Reimagining

January 1, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Happy New Year Monster: Doom, Gloom, and Celebrations

Arrested Development's assembled cast
December 30, 2012March 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Arrested Development: The Quirky & Hilarious Comedy Great

2012
December 29, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Year That Was 2012: Review Special

What is it with horses?
December 28, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What is it With Horses? Insights on the Domesticated Mammal

A list of New Year's resolutions
December 27, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

New Years Resolutions: How to Transform Your Paltry Existence

December 26, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why is it called Boxing Day, Mummy?

Notes on the Queen's Speech
December 24, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech: Our Predictions on Ma’am’s Words

December 23, 2012October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Advanced Mathematics: Only the numbers suffer!

December 22, 2012May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Guide: How To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Someone!

Embracing the apocalypse
December 21, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Mayan Apocalypse: How to Handle the World’s End

December 20, 2012September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Gravy

An old TV standing against a wall
December 19, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

TV or not TV? Some Notes on Television

A regal looking crown
December 18, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be Regal: Acting Up In The Name Of Royalty

December 15, 2012November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Robots: The Solution To All of Life’s Problems?

A chicken kebab on a grill cooking
December 14, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab (yuletide eating fun)

Santa getting stuck up a chimney
December 13, 2012November 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney: The True Story

Theatre masks for acting in things like soap operas
December 12, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps

Outline of a spoon and fork in sugar dusting
December 11, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sugar Soup!

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