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Yours Cruelly, Elvira Memoirs of the Mistress of Darkness by Cassandra Peterson
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Yours Cruelly, Elvira by Cassandra Peterson 💄

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Exclusive Invention: The Lazy O’Meter!

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Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

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Will Yawning Kill Us All?!

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In Praise Of Bumble Bees!

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Professional Moron Wins The “Your Blog Stinks!” Award!

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Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake

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How To Approach Bono

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Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

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What To Do During A Thunderstorm

May 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Flying Spaghetti Monster Cult

May 11, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shed Hat

May 10, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!

Tama The Cat
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Tama The Super Station Master: Remembering An Icon

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

May 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

Why I hate getting my hair cut
May 5, 2013December 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut

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The World’s Best Gangsta Rappers Reveal Gangsta Secrets

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How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

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In Contempt Of Vacuum Cleaners

Mars Bar - what's in the name?
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Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?

April 30, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Pictures: The World’s Most Unfortunate Sauces

April 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Where’s The Most Awkward Place To Have A Fight?

April 28, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Delusional Donkey: Insights Into a Peculiar World

April 27, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ferdinand Magellan: The Age of Discovery Rediscovered

April 26, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Scientific Corner: Why Humans Don’t Need Three Legs

April 25, 2013April 25, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Irritating Social Media Presence!!!!!!!!!

International Cat Day
April 24, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

It’s International Cat Day

April 22, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Pizzas in the World

April 20, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Canadian Geese

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Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

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Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

Baboon or a bassoon?
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Are you a Baboon or a Bassoon?

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

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