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Marie Antoinette the 2006 Sofia Coppola film
November 7, 2026November 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Marie Antoinette: Underrated Historical Gem Bakes the Cake 🎂

November 1, 2026November 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating the Magnificent Owlboy’s 10th Anniversary 🦉🥳

Knickerbocker Glory ice creams
October 20, 2014September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knickerbocker Glory: Why the name, dear?

Soap
October 19, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

October 17, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Ladybird Invasion of October 2014

Life Force on the NES
October 15, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Life Force: The Psychosis of NES Gaming

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Choc Noodle
October 13, 2014April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)

A cartoon foot with a big toe
October 12, 2014September 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!

October 11, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There Germs in Wheatgerm?

October 9, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Hedgehogs

Nietzsche was very neat
October 8, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How Neat Was Nietzsche?

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

October 5, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dinosaur Exclusive: The Professionalmoronosaurus

How to pronounce tzatziki
October 4, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Pronounce Tzatziki

Morgan Freeman
October 3, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Should Morgan Freeman Narrate Next?

October 2, 2014March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ghosts ‘N Goblins: The Most Difficult NES Game Ever?

October 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye

September 30, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Nest Of Diapers: Great Sayings Revisited

Mario Kart 8 Wii U
September 10, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Psychology of Mario Kart 8

Bridge and a boat - merged
September 9, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Broat!

September 8, 2014March 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza

September 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Sock

The Morality of Someone Sitting Next to You on Public Transport
September 4, 2014August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Morality of Someone Sitting Next to You on Public Transport

Lobster Bisque
August 25, 2014November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Lobster Bisque Always so Pretentious?

August 22, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?

August 21, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Faxe

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

August 14, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There No Chefs In Fields In Sheffield?

August 11, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

On the Origins of Marmalade

SpongeBob and Patrick having fun.
August 3, 2014February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SpongeBob SquarePants: Praising the Surreal & Glorious Show 🧽

July 17, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Polite Heatwaves

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

A British gentleman attempting to handle a summer heatwave
June 24, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

Dreams
June 12, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Dreams Explained For Those Who Do Not Understand Dreams

Rik Mayall
June 10, 2014April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rik Mayall: A Special Tribute

Tetris on the Game Boy
June 6, 2014December 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris: Celebrating 30 Years Of Addictive Brilliance

May 23, 2014January 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind Rises: Studio Ghibli at its Finest

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