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Eat Your Heart Out by N.J. Gallegos
April 11, 2026April 11, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Month: Eat Your Heart Out by N.J. Gallegos 💝

Toni Erdmann the 2016 film
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Toni Erdmann: Unique Joke Shop of Father-Daughter Experiences 🃏

February 7, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The Headington Shark

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Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

February 5, 2013September 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Lemming Myth Debunked

A giant red Sold Out sticker
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Professional Moron Sell Out

February 3, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Surreal Sunday: Weird Art

February 2, 2013February 2, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Are Bridges Useful?

February 1, 2013February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Improve Bora Bora

January 31, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bitter – The New (more violent) Twitter!

Deep-frying some chips
January 30, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep-Fried Food

January 29, 2013January 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Taxing Fizzy Drinks?!?! The Public Responds!

January 28, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What If We Had Our Pet Hamster’s Brain?

January 27, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

English Cuisine Explained For Non-English Folk

January 25, 2013January 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Beetles make Brie!

Crazy horses
January 24, 2013April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be a Lunatic: Part 2

January 23, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Champagne and Egg Hot Pot

January 22, 2013December 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

McDonald’s and its Guantanamo Bay Restaurant

Donkey Music the album
January 21, 2013August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Musical Donkeys: A Skiffle Band of Donkeys

A character rolls a snowball to the mantra SNOW IS FUN
January 18, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Have Fun With Snow

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

January 16, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Where Did Chopin Do His Shoppin’?

Tangled earphone wires next to an angry face
January 15, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wire Fairies WILL Tangle Your Earphone Wires

January 14, 2013January 14, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake Soup!

January 13, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

January 12, 2013May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In

January 11, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Disgusting Stuff You Could Find In Your Fast Food!

January 10, 2013April 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The 2013 Oscar Nominations Are In!

Three old wooden barrels
January 9, 2013January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Diogenes Challenge: Could YOU Live In A Barrel?

January 8, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?

January 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!

January 6, 2013January 6, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What was life like on Mars?

January 5, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Tea is the Best Drink Ever

January 4, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Blogging Award: Seven Professional Moron Facts

A McDonald's on Mount Everest
January 3, 2013April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

When will there be a McDonald’s on Mount Everest?

January 2, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Mona Lisa: A Pretentious & Inept Reimagining

January 1, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Happy New Year Monster: Doom, Gloom, and Celebrations

Arrested Development's assembled cast
December 30, 2012March 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Arrested Development: The Quirky & Hilarious Comedy Great

2012
December 29, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Year That Was 2012: Review Special

What is it with horses?
December 28, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What is it With Horses? Insights on the Domesticated Mammal

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