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Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

May 28, 2018September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Wind turbines in a sunset creating gusts
March 15, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

Tiger
February 12, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

Christmas cards
December 18, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

A bull
November 29, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

There Will Be Blood
September 27, 2017August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

There Will Be Blood: 10th Anniversary for Modern Classic

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

Canned candles
August 24, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can

August 18, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

Washing down liquid
July 14, 2017July 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

The early bird catches worms
April 11, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms

The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli
March 18, 2017May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli

5 Years of Professional Moron
February 16, 2017February 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

We’re “Celebrating” 5 Long Years of Professional Moron!

The DuVet
October 13, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)

New pillow invention
September 9, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

How to be unsuccessful
July 15, 2016July 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?

Matt Beaumont e
January 2, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

e by Matt Beaumont

Blinking
October 12, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)

Nintendo Game Over
August 31, 2015April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Game Over by David Sheff

Vans
August 19, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Van Security Special: Who Is The Vanguard Of Van Guarding?

Houmous
August 16, 2015January 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Heavenly Houmongous Houmous!

February 24, 2015February 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Create The Perfect Tea Setup

Pens or pencils - which are best
November 30, 2014August 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Pens or Pencils?

August 21, 2014November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Faxe

Paul the Pentagon
January 25, 2014November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Official Blog Mascot

January 9, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

What If History’s Greatest Composers HADN’T Been Composers?

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013December 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Deal With a Difficult Customer

December 22, 2012May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Guide: How To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Someone!

A sign stating dream job, indicating brilliant work is ahead
August 11, 2012November 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Best Jobs That Don’t Exist

A meeting of common people working common jobs
March 8, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job

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