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Tag: Fashionista

Speedos ruin the workplace
December 12, 2022December 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Speedos at Work: Laws Regarding Speedos in the Workplace

Camouflaged employees destroy society
October 17, 2022October 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Camouflage at Work: Laws on Employees and Obscurity

Haley's Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd.
September 22, 2022September 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haley’s Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
August 1, 2022August 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

Carla's Curious Cape Construction Company
July 28, 2022July 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Carla’s Curious Cape Construction Company 🦸 [Sponsored Post]

Basket Case Ben's Bonkers Barbers
November 11, 2021November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Basket Case Ben’s Bonkers Barbers [Sponsored Post]

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

Punch's satirical picture of a Victorian-era crinoline
December 22, 2020February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts

Man feet in trainers
March 13, 2020March 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

A hipster in glasses and a beard
February 6, 2020February 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

Patsy Stone
September 17, 2019September 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Patsy Stone: A Tribute to a Classy Lady

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
June 10, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

August 26, 2018August 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Three Tips To Becoming A Costume Designer – Resa McConaghy

Socket
June 8, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

The Scarf Wig
October 9, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

Aubergines are good for fashion
September 29, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

The MattDress
August 29, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

The history of the dunce cap
August 15, 2017January 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Dunce Cap

The Shkirt
November 10, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shkirt (a shirt and skirt all-in-one)

A jumper made from jam
October 17, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)

Socks
July 17, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!

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