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Tag: Hamsters

Fiddlesticks the Destroyer short story
January 3, 2024January 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #1: Fiddlesticks the Destroyer (extract) 🐹

Hamsters at work guide in employment law
July 21, 2023July 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters at Work: Laws on Adorable Rodents in the Office

Harold's Hamster Solicitor Firm
July 14, 2022July 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Harold’s Hamster Solicitor Firm [Sponsored Post]

Murray the hamster in evil mode
March 12, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q1 2022 Report Card & KPIs

Murray the Hamster up close with his nose
October 30, 2021November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q4 Report for the Furry Little Monster

Murray the Hamster
June 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report

Hamster Monogatari 64
May 16, 2021September 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster Monogatari 64: The ONLY Hamster-Based N64 Game

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Steve the Hamster
October 31, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: 2017 Progress & KPI Report

Steve the Hamster
November 25, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment

Hamster history
April 22, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Steve the hamster!
December 30, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Introducing Our New Office Pet: Steve the Hamster!

Keith the Hamster
November 24, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage Your Bundle of Joy

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Hamster
February 26, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Cute Amazon Reviews About Hamsters And Their Beloved New Products

November 19, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster

August 22, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?

April 9, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris

January 21, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!

December 9, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times

October 18, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans Tribute Concert Special!

May 20, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

March 2, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Year in Pictures

A hamster standing on its back feet and looking cute
October 25, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster Cuteness: Do Not Be Deceived By It

August 23, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

A cute looking hedgehog
July 12, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Factor: Why it Works Wonders For Sales

April 21, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Chinese Dwarf Hamster

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