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Tag: Health

Celery
April 25, 2015January 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Welcome To The Exciting World Of Celery

April 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Went On A Juice Health Spree… This Is What Happened

Apple
April 22, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Balls To Apple Watch! We Want Apple Hopscotch

March 27, 2015March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pie Debate: Are Pies Unhealthy?

March 19, 2015March 19, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy The Solar Eclipse The Moronic Way

March 11, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Lamenting This Highly Disappointing Houmous

February 24, 2015February 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Create The Perfect Tea Setup

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

January 13, 2015January 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Did Popeye The Sailor Man Endorse Kale?

January 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

tea
October 29, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Bag Mop!

Choc Noodle
October 13, 2014April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!

June 3, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

April 26, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Scientific Corner: Why Humans Don’t Need Three Legs

April 18, 2013August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

Green is good to go
February 11, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Green Stuff Good For You?

January 31, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bitter – The New (more violent) Twitter!

Deep-frying some chips
January 30, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep-Fried Food

January 29, 2013January 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Taxing Fizzy Drinks?!?! The Public Responds!

Marmite Cake
November 4, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite Cake

September 27, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: False Facts About Mint Tea

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

Food being measured for fitness purposes
February 23, 2012April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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