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Tag: Holidays

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure game
1 week ago March 12, 2023March 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure is Cute and Wholesome Family Fun

Temper Tantrum Travels for space tourism
November 9, 2022November 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Temper Tantrum Travels: Budget Space Tourism for Families [Sponsored Post]

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Happy Hank's Holidays & Halitosis Ltd.
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

“Happy” Hank’s Holidays & Halitosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

Christmas FAQs with Santa Claus
December 24, 2018August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

A helicopter and a big explosion
June 22, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

Speed boat and a banana boat on the ocean
January 19, 2018August 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)

Santa's official Twitter account
November 6, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
September 19, 2017November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Bleach balls - everyone is happy with bleach involved
July 11, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

The Carafan Invention
May 18, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)

Suntan locomotion invention
March 9, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Salubrious Suntan Locomotion

Travel Guide 2017 - Mercury
February 2, 2017February 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!

Travel Guide 2017 - Swamps
January 16, 2017January 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Swamps – Putrid Holidaying Bliss!

Saturn Travel Guide 2017
January 10, 2017January 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Taken a Sad Turn?! Visit Saturn!

Holidays to Jupiter
January 2, 2017January 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter – The Best Gas Giant!

Santa's factory accident
December 19, 2016December 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!

Exclusive Santa Claus Column
November 20, 2016November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Atlas Obscura: An Exploer's Guide to the World's Hidden Wonders
October 1, 2016April 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Atlas Obscura: An Explorer’s Guide to the World’s Hidden Wonders

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016March 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Easter Bunny newsletter
January 19, 2016January 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: New Staff & Effluence

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

Love Actually - To me you are perfect
December 31, 2015December 31, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Love Actually: “To me, you are perfect” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

December 23, 2015December 23, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015October 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: A Minor Nuclear Mishap

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015November 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

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