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Tag: Marriage

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

A man in a man cave
July 6, 2021July 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has a man cave and it’s gross!”

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

Barrels lined up in a row
June 1, 2021May 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”

A cartoon man about to scale a mountain
May 24, 2021May 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband wants to be a free solo rock climber!”

A psychic woman with a third eye, her hands covering her other two
May 18, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”

A man wearing a pink shirt
April 29, 2021April 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”

A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

A footballer rolling on the pitch in pain clutching his kneecap
March 16, 2021March 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

A King's crown set to a red background
March 11, 2021March 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s King of England!”

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

A man standing in a gas mask
August 18, 2020August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

An unmade bed in the dark
June 29, 2020September 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

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