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Tag: Recipe

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018May 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup!

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018March 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream!

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Sauceages are better than sausages
August 11, 2017August 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)

Pommes de Tear clothes recipe
May 25, 2017May 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

poopcorn
December 27, 2016December 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Poopcorn

Cal - Titanic Calzones
October 24, 2016January 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016October 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

Chilli con artist carne
October 10, 2016October 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)

The Sandwich
September 15, 2016September 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016June 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Tomato ketchup ice cream
June 22, 2016June 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!

What is a calzone
May 20, 2016May 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?

Black pepper soup
March 9, 2016March 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Black Peppercorn Soup!

Sandwich
November 17, 2015November 17, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!

Keurig Soup
September 12, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!

Toast
July 18, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Bolognese Toast!

September 8, 2014February 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza

December 12, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!

June 7, 2013June 7, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Successful Food Critic!

June 1, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Soup

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

April 30, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Pictures: The World’s Most Unfortunate Sauces

March 6, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Foodie Special: Fried Breakfast Extravaganza

February 19, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cake

February 17, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Haddock Tea

January 25, 2013January 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beetles make Brie!

January 23, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Champagne and Egg Hot Pot

January 14, 2013January 14, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake Soup!

December 14, 2012January 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab!

December 11, 2012July 4, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sugar Soup!

November 26, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

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