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Tag: Recipe

The History of Pizza
July 1, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pizza 🍕

The Forme of Cury book
September 10, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Forme of Cury: England’s First (and most glorious) Cookbook

Jam roly-poly served with custard
August 27, 2021August 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jam Roly-Poly: Jolly Dessert That’s Good With Custard

A jar of Branston Pickle
August 12, 2021August 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Branston Pickle: The Shiver Me Timbers of a Chutney

Three pasties on a doily
May 14, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Pasty: British Baked Pastry is Very, Very British

Baked beans in a ramekin near some toast
April 30, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Beans on Toast: The Ultimate British Meal of Champions

Cucumber sandwich with white bread.
February 19, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

A selection of crumpets
February 12, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

Baked beans
September 24, 2019November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How Are Baked Beans Made?

Vivera Veggie Steak
September 20, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Vivera Veggie Steak: A Tasty Vegan Thing From Holland

Tomato sauce on a spoon
July 18, 2019July 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Sauceages are better than sausages
August 11, 2017August 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)

Pommes de Tear clothes recipe
May 25, 2017May 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

poopcorn
December 27, 2016December 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Poopcorn

Cal - Titanic Calzones
October 24, 2016February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

Chilli con artist carne
October 10, 2016October 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)

The Sandwich
September 15, 2016April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016January 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Tomato ketchup ice cream
June 22, 2016June 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!

What is a calzone
May 20, 2016May 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?

Black pepper soup
March 9, 2016March 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Black Peppercorn Soup!

Sandwich
November 17, 2015November 17, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!

Keurig Soup
September 12, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!

Toast
July 18, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Bolognese Toast!

September 8, 2014March 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza

December 12, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!

June 7, 2013June 7, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Successful Food Critic!

Strawberries around a jar of jam
June 1, 2013November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Soup

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