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Tag: Silly

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

People dancing to 1980s hit singles
February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit ‘80s Singles Ruined by Adding “Discombobulate” Into the Title

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
February 17, 2020February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

A hipster in glasses and a beard
February 6, 2020February 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

Spaghetti hoops
February 3, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my boyfriend eats is spaghetti hoops!”

A human nose
January 31, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Love Songs Ruined by Adding “Mucus” Into the Title

Technical problems
January 30, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Technical Difficulties: Professional Moron is Down

A man and a woman in love
January 28, 2020January 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)

The Wizard of Oz
January 24, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A human skull covered in horrifying blood
January 23, 2020January 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Horror Films Ruined by Adding “Snuggums” Into the Title

Bald man working out lifting weights in the gym
January 21, 2020January 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

The Young Ones with Rik, Vyvyan, Neil, and Mike
January 8, 2020February 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Young Ones: Anarchic BBC Comedy Stuff of Legends

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Mr. Bumap by Roger Hargreaves
December 28, 2019March 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Men by Roger Hargreaves

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

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