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Tag: Vegetables

Spinach
October 16, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

Potatoes
May 31, 2017May 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

The mush room
October 6, 2016October 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)

WordCress food blogging
September 13, 2016September 13, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)

Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

Why do leeks leak
June 17, 2016June 17, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016June 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips
February 3, 2016February 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

December 23, 2015December 23, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

Blueberries
November 5, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Anger
August 21, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Veg: Celerberate!

Vegetables
August 10, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables Which Sound Like Your Insulting Someone

July 14, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is The Cauliflower a Flower or a Vegetable, Already?!?

June 28, 2015October 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mushroom Ice Cream!

June 5, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Zompie!

Beetroot
May 13, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Beetroot

Celery
April 25, 2015January 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Welcome To The Exciting World Of Celery

Pie
December 5, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What If Lies Were Pies?

May 14, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Build A House Out Of Avocados?

February 11, 2013February 15, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Why is green stuff good for you?

January 8, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?

October 22, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Theoretical Debate: Human Fear Explained

September 5, 2012September 6, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Really Made Out Of Sweets?

Jack and Jill
September 1, 2012January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing

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