Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat by Oliver Sacks 🎩
News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover
5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas
The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column
PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!
Why We’re Having Beans On Toast For Christmas Dinner
Karate Dude Is In Charge…
The Age of Reason by Jean-Paul Sartre 🍷
Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!
Thomas Was Alone: Existential Indie Game Poignancy
A Brief History of the Scarf
What if Lies Were Pies?
Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell 🌃👨🍳
Which is Better: Pens or Pencils?
Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Reaction
Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing
Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches
Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon
Donkey Kong Country: Landmark SNES Platformer With Feels
Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30
Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster
Dumb and Dumber To: Why Did This Have to Happen?
The Wheels On The Bus Nursery Rhyme—A Savage Indictment
10 Celebrity Surnames Changed To Look Stupid!
Exclusive New Drink: Coughy – Cough Syrup Coffee!
When Is A Generalisation Not A Generalisation?
The Violently Tragic History Of The Sieve
All Hail Shovel Knight!!
Who Invented Washing Up?
Why Wasn’t Jack London From London?
Are Twiglets Really Twigs For Let?
What is Toothpaste?
In Contempt of Self-Service Checkouts…
In Praise Of Self-Service Checkouts!
