Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐ต๐โโฌ๐น๐น๏ธ๐๐ฝ๏ธ
A Brief History Of Lipstick And Grunting
Do Rats Ratify Stuff Which Needs Ratifying?
The Oscars 2015: Our Craziest Predictions!
Teslagrad: Soviet-Era Indie Game Brilliance
StumbleUpon: In Praise of the Recommendation Site
The Many Joys of Potpourri
Candide, Or Optimism by Voltaire
Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?
Are Nettles Related To Kettles?
Does Spinach Really Make You Itch?
My Family and Other Animals by Gerald Durrell
Is It Possible To Bait Breath?
Should Scientists Bring The Dodo Back To Life?
How To Make The Moon More Interesting
Why Isnโt Earl Grey Tea Grey?
In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
The Very Best Of Robert Carlyle Being A Maniac In Films
In Space No One Can Hear You Make Ice Cream
The Return of Grim Fandango
Can Science Unscramble Scrambled Eggs?
The Pot Noodle Easter Egg Is Here!
The Marmite Easter Egg Is Here!
Exclusive Invention: Oinkment!
In Contempt Of Hungry Hungry Hippos
Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis
The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzeneggerโs Funny Movie Faces
The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick
THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!
Why Donโt Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?
The Beatles’ Beards Rated
Did Popeye The Sailor Man Endorse Kale?
Keith The Syrian Hamster Turns 1
Pikmin 3: Brilliance Through Obedient Alien Monsters
The Yogurty Truth About Yoghurt!
A Belting Post About Belts!
The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!
