Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!
The Great Ladybird Invasion of October 2014
Life Force: The Psychosis of NES Gaming
Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?
It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)
Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!
Why Are There Germs in Wheatgerm?
In Praise of Hedgehogs
How Neat Was Nietzsche?
Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?
Dinosaur Exclusive: The Professionalmoronosaurus
How to Pronounce Tzatziki
What Should Morgan Freeman Narrate Next?
Ghosts ‘N Goblins: The Most Difficult NES Game Ever?
Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye
A Nest Of Diapers: Great Sayings Revisited
The Psychology of Mario Kart 8
Exclusive Invention: The Broat!
In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza
A Brief History of the Sock
The Morality of Someone Sitting Next to You on Public Transport
Why is Lobster Bisque Always so Pretentious?
Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?
Exclusive Invention: The Faxe
The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking
The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking
Why Are There No Chefs In Fields In Sheffield?
On the Origins of Marmalade
SpongeBob SquarePants: Praising the Surreal & Glorious Show 🧽
In Praise of Polite Heatwaves
Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building
Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!
British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)
Dreams Explained For Those Who Do Not Understand Dreams
Rik Mayall: A Special Tribute
Tetris: Celebrating 30 Years Of Addictive Brilliance
